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Postby Banzai!! » Wed May 23, 2007 3:39 pm

I think they were refering to the Evil Malicous Catgirl army.
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Postby Mistress Guendolen » Wed May 23, 2007 3:40 pm

Evil? Malicious? How can they be either when they give me these? **points to the cute fluffy cat-eared headband currently being worn** They're sweet and fun! And just want to have a good time.... :D
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Postby Banzai!! » Wed May 23, 2007 3:41 pm

I'm not talking about this particular one, but the army itself.
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Postby David » Wed May 23, 2007 3:45 pm

Manpuncher just rubs his head and stares blankly before pulling out the zombie survival guide.

Uh, lets see now... Say, do you catpeople have a pulse? An urge to eat human flesh and moan all the time?
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Postby Mistress Guendolen » Wed May 23, 2007 3:49 pm

I have yet to see one of them moan, and they seem to want more fish than anything else. I haven't checked them for pulses yet, though. But when I got glomped on entry, they seemed warm and stuff to me. That's usually a sign of vitality.
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Postby David » Wed May 23, 2007 3:53 pm

Manpuncher blinks before throwing the book away.

OK, now for plan B. Turns around sprints away from the group!
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Postby Tala » Wed May 23, 2007 4:58 pm

*Man slips on a fish Arya left out*

"Sorry...nya"
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Postby David » Wed May 23, 2007 5:04 pm

What the?!

Manpuncher slips up on the fish, smacking the back of his head on the ground and since he has already walked into a lamp post, is KO'd from the excessive head trauma.
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Postby Magical Swordsman Vahn » Wed May 23, 2007 5:40 pm

Aw, come on! Don't leave me here alone! You don't want to do that, Punch. I have no problems with leaving fallen allies to die.

.......................................

You REALLY want to regain conciousness and save us from this situation.

*looks out from behind the wall*

Shoo, you furries! Shoo! Shoo!
You know the situation where a character has a little angel and devil symbolising his/her good and bad sides pop up near their head? Well, I have that too.

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And the bad side is a maniacal dark elf.
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Postby David » Sun May 27, 2007 6:52 am

NILBOG IS GOBLIN SPELLED BACKWARDS! Manpuncher yells this as he sits up and blinks, confused by his own outburst. The hell did I just say? What am I doing again? And why does the back of my head hurt?
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Postby Mistress Guendolen » Mon May 28, 2007 9:23 pm

Because you tripped over a stray fish and gave youself a concussion. But never fear, I'm sure a hug from a cute catgirl will make you feel much better. :)
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Postby David » Tue May 29, 2007 10:36 am

Manpuncher gets up slowly whilst shaking his head, once he is back on his feet he dusts himself off before looking at Guendolen with a puzzled expression.

Huh? I'm not sure that would work, I have really bad luck with cats because they tend to bite and scratch me for just looking at them... wait, you have cat ears, eep! Manpuncher then dives to the ground with his hands on his head. Argh! Don't kill me!
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Postby Mistress Guendolen » Tue May 29, 2007 5:21 pm

**looks at him puzzled** Why would I kill you?... And I'm not a cat! The ears are just a prop. Look! **takes them off and shows him how they're attached to a headband** If you want a set, I'm sure one can be provided with relative ease. Be one with the feline, and your luck with them will change. :)
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Postby David » Wed May 30, 2007 4:08 am

Manpuncher looks up and sighs, slowly standing up.

I'm not sure I want something like that besides. looks around a bit. I think they've gone off to do their cat person... stuff.
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Postby Tala » Wed May 30, 2007 10:40 am

*Drops from the celling*

"Weee!"

*Lands next to Manpuncher*
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