*Appears in a cloud of yellow smoke*
Hi all, I'm here, as per requested by the Magical or Magic-using/playing requisition form, subsecton B, paragraph 3.
As stated, my wizardly services shall be made available to the summoner by the summoned (Myself) untill such time as the summoned A: becomes bored and irritated, or B: the summoner Banishes (Bans) the summoned.
my fees are quite reasonable (Free, for the most part) and my expertise is unmatched! (because I really have no particular expertise...)
So, if you're looking for (Almost) Reliable magickery at low-low prices with only moderate chances of permanent side effects, you've come to the right place!
And no, I am NOT wearing a bathrobe.
And it does NOT smell musty.
...it is a wizard's robe, and it smells like magical ingrediants.
That being said, this is my introductory post in this forum, and I must leave now for places beyond your comprehension (Bed)
See you soon, perhaps sooner than you think! (Propably tomorrow)