Fangorious Fool wrote:How can a loaf of bread sharpen a knife?
How can the ruler of a secret society spend all their time with spam? How can I even type to post posts? I have no hands! Gahh!
In response, it is a knife made entirely of baked goods (mostly really stale pretzel bits), and so I have complete control over how sharp or unsharp it is.
*the sharp pretzel knife is weilded by some kind of phantom limb* HAVE AT YOU! *makes a stabby motion*
PS: Green Lantern COULD technically save the tires on the bus, thereby making a tidy profit in the local classifieds as the bus-full-o-kiddies slides to fiery doom. But that would make him a bad guy. Or Himitsu.