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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:40 am

Put them all together and you get...

...

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Postby Sensei Kimiko » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:17 am

While I feel like there is a teenager trapped somewhere inside, I am reasonably confident that if I am not the oldest member, I am number 2 (IIRC there was somebody that beats me, but I won't say who). Let's just say I remeber Reagan when he was president.
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:18 pm

I am the bearer of the forgotten knowledge! Because I have forgotten the actual ages of the eldest peoples. I just remember who had been the eldest. I wish I was older... Then I could be the only one in this topic to reveal their actual old ageness. :P
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Postby Moonlit Naiad » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:02 pm

Mikkou: I did reveal my actual age. It's there in the math....

Of course, whether it can equate to multiple different ages, I didn't check...
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:09 pm

I kind of figured that it might be in the math, which is why I had fun mentioning what would happen if they had all been added up. I'm just referring to the indirect means in which ages are told. There's nothing to be ashamed of; we all know that age doesn't matter, where it counts. :O
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Postby Moonlit Naiad » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:40 pm

Take the three: Miharu, Mihoshi, and Miyuki

Two are teens with the same age (so between 13 and 19) and the other is a fair bit younger. (3.5)(youngest)=(teens' age).

So the youngest is between the ages of (13/3.5) = 3.714285(repeating) and (19/3.5) = 5.428571(repeating).

Assuming whole numbers, because who really pays attention to fractions of a year when it comes to age, we can say the youngest is either 4 or 5 (though, at that age, "four and a half" really does mean something, so lets count that too, at least for now).

If little Miyuki is 4, then the teen twins are (3.5)(4)=14
If little Miyuki is 5, then the teen twins are (3.5)(5)=17.5
And if little Miyuki makes a big deal of being 4 and a half, then the teen twins are (3.5)(4.5)=15.75

If one assumes only whole number for ages, then it looks like Miyuki would just be 4, but given that .5 and .75 fall nicely on month breakdowns (6 and 9), then those still are possible, giving possible final ages of:

If Miyuki is 4, then I am (14)(2)+4=32
If Miyuki is 5, then I am (17.5)(2)+5=40
And if Miyuki is terribly proud of being 4.5, then I am (15.75)(2)+4.5=36

So, we really have a range there of between 32 and 40, but settling on - for ease - three possible ages, 32, 36, and 40. With a strong leaning toward 32, as the other answers have a fraction for the teenagers' ages.

All of them fit the third possibility, with the Middle-Earth maidens still in their childhood of being either 8, 9, or 10 years of age. And it looks like the assumption of whole numbers is playing out, which means in the end we may want to rule out little Miyuki being 4.5 (or the teens being 17.5 or 15.75)...

And checking with Aura and Aurora, we can rule out Miyuki being 5, because if my age is 40, then the two twin teens would be 20 -- which isn't a teenaged year (even if they still act like teenagers -- or younger!).

So, that means they are either 16 (32/2), or 18 (36/2), which provides a conundrum for having attained two possible answers.

But since the problem was simplified to use whole years to get that set, and one of the two answers relies on Miyuki being between years, we can carry that assumption further and say that Miyuki is only 4 until she turns 5, and four and a half doesn't count. Therefor Aura and Aurora are 16, not 18. With about 80% certainty in the answer. ^.~
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:13 pm

See, I danced around all of that icky math stuffs to come up with mid thirties; I don't need to know an exact age. For fun, I had put them all together to get somewhere in the seventies. ;p
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Postby Miyukicl » Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:07 pm

:wink :O ohh h penguins stop the time ^^ !!!!! :P Miyu is older maybe is inside of the top five older meembers :D
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Postby kitten » Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:10 am

-->20. tho I was 16 when I started coming to forums like this one.
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Postby Sophia Anieri » Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:24 pm

I remember Reagan when he was President too! Wasn't born for Carter though.

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Postby Mistress Guendolen » Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:25 pm

And you're only a couple months older than me! Join the club here. :) I too remember Reagan, even if only dimly.
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Postby Rowan » Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:32 pm

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Postby Moonlit Naiad » Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:46 pm

Guendolen wrote:And you're only a couple months older than me! Join the club here. :) I too remember Reagan, even if only dimly.
See, Reagan was dim, thus the remembering dimly.

I remember coming how from school and telling my parents they needed to vote for Carter.

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Postby Sensei Kimiko » Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:57 am

I am hazy on Carter, though I do remeber his TV ads when he went for reelection.

I also remeber making jokes that we should have known when Reagan said he didn't quite remeber and then had surgury to remove a cancerous growth on his nose.
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:50 am

You silly people and keeping track of time with presidents. :P

The earliest presidential thing that I remember, was that thing when Bush senior was being all dopey and setting oil fields aflame. I think. Whatever that massive fiery stuff was all about. The TV babysat me, so a more accurate correlation with my age is barely remembering Firestarter when I was a wee one. And a porno, but that has no chronological significance. <.<;
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