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Postby Snow Dragon » Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:44 am

Ellf wrote:(You just had to use the words "magic missiles" and damn, good explanation for why balefire didn't work. I love it when another Wheel of Time reader knows what they're talking about.:lol: )

"I claim Self-defense! They were shooting at me first! As for the escape... well...." Ellf-chan is cut off by the magic missiles connecting. She looks battered, but still standing after they hit.

"Damn -huff- you... -huff- Contra... -huff- this... -huff- is... -huff- All YOUR FAULT!" Ellf-chan's power output seems to be skyrocketing as she begins chanting...

"Darker than darkness, deeper than night. Sea of Chaos, the swaying one, the golden king of darkness. Here I beseech to thee; here I swear to thee. To all the fools who stand in my way, with my power and your power, equally grant them destruction! Giga Slave!" Ellf-chan launches the blast straight towards the tour group, and then she passes out.

(Ignoring, for a moment, that Keebler completed such a long and dangerous cast while he was supposedly under attack, the scene freezes and Kaze plushie turns toward Rags)
Kaze plushie: Say, you might know. Wouldn't the giga slave typically fit under the category of spell warned against in the initial rules? As a spell that has a blast radius close to, if not exceeding, that of a city?
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Postby Raleigh » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:34 am

*Turns to the plushy.* Aye, it would. As a matter of fact, that is just the result from casting it correctly. Miscasting it can destroy at least a planet if not a universe.
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Postby Snow Dragon » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:43 am

Raleigh wrote:*Turns to the plushy.* Aye, it would. As a matter of fact, that is just the result from casting it correctly. Miscasting it can destroy at least a planet if not a universe.

(Kaze plushie looks up at the sky. Er... well, the ceiling)
Kaze plushie: What's the call, God?
(The spell fizzles out of existence, and the scene unfreezes)
Kaze plushie: YES! We successfully subdued the escapee! One more step on the path to be promoted above being a worthless tour guide, forced to ferry around wide-eyed, ignorant hicks all day! Ha ha ha!
(One the Black Mage plushies that arrived to drag Keebler away sweatdropped)
Black Mage plushie: Dude, it's your first tour. You've been on the clock for twenty minutes... and your group is right behind you.
Kaze plushie: Silcence, faceless wizard! Now make sure you mention that she shot at me when you write up your report! I want hazard pay for this!
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Postby Just some lady » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:21 pm

BD wrote:Black Mage plushie #12: We're in the level 6 cafeteria, commander! (Stops to shovel in a mouthful of barbecued eel) These sublevels are stacked one right on top of each other near the Mage Star's core, and house all of the main barracks and eateries, as well as the minor armories for security detail. What are your orders?

Pausing from her meal, Caprice replied.
"Reeaally? There are more bare axes and 'eat-er-ies'? o__0"
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Postby Ellf » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:20 pm

BD wrote:
Raleigh wrote:*Turns to the plushy.* Aye, it would. As a matter of fact, that is just the result from casting it correctly. Miscasting it can destroy at least a planet if not a universe.

(Kaze plushie looks up at the sky. Er... well, the ceiling)
Kaze plushie: What's the call, God?
(The spell fizzles out of existence, and the scene unfreezes)
Kaze plushie: YES! We successfully subdued the escapee! One more step on the path to be promoted above being a worthless tour guide, forced to ferry around wide-eyed, ignorant hicks all day! Ha ha ha!
(One the Black Mage plushies that arrived to drag Keebler away sweatdropped)
Black Mage plushie: Dude, it's your first tour. You've been on the clock for twenty minutes... and your group is right behind you.
Kaze plushie: Silcence, faceless wizard! Now make sure you mention that she shot at me when you write up your report! I want hazard pay for this!



(Kind of figured it would fizzle anyway. Ellf-chan didn't have nearly enough power to use it. thus the passing out)
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Postby Snow Dragon » Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:23 pm

Colonel Caprice wrote:Pausing from her meal, Caprice replied.
"Reeaally? There are more bare axes and 'eat-er-ies'? o__0"

Black Mage plushie #12: Oh, sure. And you're in charge of all of them.
(He pauses)
Black Mage pluehis #12: The barracks, I mean. Not the cafeterias.
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Postby Just some lady » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:22 pm

Clapping her hands in excitement, Caprice leapt out of her seat.
"Let's gather them together~!!"
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Postby Snow Dragon » Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:37 am

Colonel Caprice wrote:Clapping her hands in excitement, Caprice leapt out of her seat.
"Let's gather them together~!!"

Stormtrooper plushie #308: Whatever you say, Colonel. Do you want them to meet here, or... what? There are a LOT of troops, even if we don't take up much floorspace...

(Outside the cafeteria, Keebler is being dragged back to the detention block by a pair of Stormtrooper plushies, being covered by Black Mage plushie #40)
Black Mage plushie #40: BM #32... he was... he was like a BROTHER to me... (he kicks Keebler viciously... which isn't really very vicious, considering his insignificant mass and physical strength) Think you can just run around OUR space station vaporizing whoever you want, huh? HUH?! Well NOW who's the big tough guy, eh? EH?! (Kicks Keebler again)
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Postby Raleigh » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:08 am

I like this tour. Already got to see some combat and we haven't been here all that long. Any other audiance participation events I can look forward to?
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Postby Snow Dragon » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:49 am

Raleigh wrote:I like this tour. Already got to see some combat and we haven't been here all that long. Any other audiance participation events I can look forward to?

Kaze plushie (leading Rags and Katt down the hall): Well, that depends; has there ever been a planet you've really never been that fond of? Besides Earth, I mean? MASA needs that one, you see.
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Postby Raleigh » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:06 pm

Well me and Venus used to have issues but I think we talked those out a looong time ago. I suppose we could all do without Rigel 7 though.
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Postby Just some lady » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:48 pm

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Stormtrooper plushie #308: Whatever you say, Colonel. Do you want them to meet here, or... what? There are a LOT of troops, even if we don't take up much floorspace...
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Frowning in concentartion, Caprice replied.
"Is there a big room that they could gather in~?"
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Postby Ellf » Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:19 pm

BD wrote:
Colonel Caprice wrote:Clapping her hands in excitement, Caprice leapt out of her seat.
"Let's gather them together~!!"

Stormtrooper plushie #308: Whatever you say, Colonel. Do you want them to meet here, or... what? There are a LOT of troops, even if we don't take up much floorspace...

(Outside the cafeteria, Keebler is being dragged back to the detention block by a pair of Stormtrooper plushies, being covered by Black Mage plushie #40)
Black Mage plushie #40: BM #32... he was... he was like a BROTHER to me... (he kicks Keebler viciously... which isn't really very vicious, considering his insignificant mass and physical strength) Think you can just run around OUR space station vaporizing whoever you want, huh? HUH?! Well NOW who's the big tough guy, eh? EH?! (Kicks Keebler again)



(Would note that BM #32 is probably still alive considering Ellf killed BM #37, but is currently still unconscious.)

Ellf-chan begins to wake up upon the prodding of the Black mage's foot. "What the?" Ellf seems to have noticed that she's being dragged still, and the Witchblade armor quickly activates, and the blade of it goes through the nearest plushie. Hacking and slashing, Ellf-chan manages to kill the storm trooper plushies with ease, but she stops when the Black Mage is the only one left, peeling the stuffing off of the blade with her jeweled tongue.

"So.... Band-aids fix everything?"
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Postby Snow Dragon » Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:50 pm

Raleigh wrote:Well me and Venus used to have issues but I think we talked those out a looong time ago. I suppose we could all do without Rigel 7 though.

Kaze plushie: Rigel? Is that in this galaxy? This thing can't go trans-galactic, you know. Not with gas prices being what they are.

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KFC wrote:Frowning in concentartion, Caprice replied.
"Is there a big room that they could gather in~?"

Stormtrooper plushie #308: Well... the good rooms big enough to hold all of them would be... either the hangar, or the power core.
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Postby Snow Dragon » Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:55 pm

Ellf wrote:(Would note that BM #32 is probably still alive considering Ellf killed BM #37, but is currently still unconscious.)

Ellf-chan begins to wake up upon the prodding of the Black mage's foot. "What the?" Ellf seems to have noticed that she's being dragged still, and the Witchblade armor quickly activates, and the blade of it goes through the nearest plushie. Hacking and slashing, Ellf-chan manages to kill the storm trooper plushies with ease, but she stops when the Black Mage is the only one left, peeling the stuffing off of the blade with her jeweled tongue.

"So.... Band-aids fix everything?"

Black Mage plushie #40: They sure as hell won't fix what we're going to do to you if you try and escape a second time.
(A ball of flames appears between his hands)
Black Mage plushie #40: Think about it babe; you're very near the middle of a space station the size of a planetoid. We've got a literal army on board to deal with ANY kind of threat we could possibly come across. You can't use the teleportation consoles by yourself. You can't turn off the numerous security turrets. You can't hide for long to rest, which you'll need to do repeatedly in the incredibly long trek to any kind of remotely safe place. And all your best powers are null and void 'round here. Seriously, what are you going to do?
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