I'm a captionjack, and that's okay...

[Rowan]

That's a good batch.

I liked the last one with the wand, it had some meat in the text but didn't read as being very long.

The one with the surgical impliments was... kinda scary. I liked it.

The refugee one was interested and actually carries a good moral with it.

[Musashi]

I liked how you did that one with all the his/her in it. It was fun to get to choose which you want. :D

[P-tan]

The hater likes to look for reasons to hate anime. I feel most alive after renewing my disgust for it with stuff like dat. (vampiric reaction)

[Mitera Nikkou]

Well, it's this thread's second anniversary, so I thought that I should make more captions than my normal batch.

Ah, it makes me reminisce... I've been captioning for three years, and so far I have 365 captions. Hmmmm... That's an average of one caption every three days, I think. I guess that's not too bad. I still wish that I could focus on writing these as stories, though.

Well, anyway, I hope you enjoy some of these. I tried tossing in various types, from short and simple, to long and detailed. Well, about as detailed as I'm willing to get with these things; I do have to shave off a lot of details with a lot of captions. I'm kind of bummed that nothing FtM came to me this time, as it would have been a nice addition to the mix, but I guess I'll see if I can find something in my next batch.

Anyway, without further babble, I bring to you... Some caps in yo' face, mo' fo'!

Warning: Boobs! Just some light-hearted silliness.

The image used is an animated GIF that packs a bit of bytes. (It's about 2.5MB!) Just so you know. But I found it cute, and that means that it's full of WIN! *_*

If you don't understand this, that's because it's based on some Pagan myths in Europe. For instance, it's a very good thing that the well spirits aren't real, or else we'd have a lot of dead or missing wish-makers at malls and such. :O

A continuation. I'll probably have the next part in the next batch.

Argh... I wanted to write a story and go into more details! The sadness! *sobs into arm*

Your guess as to why I made this is probably as good as mine is. ^_^;

It is short! It might be sweet! But overall it was easy to make because I became lazy at the time. ;p

Another short one! Oh, noes!

Just a slice of caption?

I totally rambled.

Um...! Um...! PIE! *_*

It's an interesting idea! Believe it!

Back to your regularly-scheduled shorties. ;p

Uhhhh... Dun-dun-dunnnn?

I think that I rambled here as well. Darn!

Does attempted FtM count? XD;;

Another shorty! It hurts and stings! *Falls over*

Another one!? Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

I am saved, for it is long! Yet another caption that I really wouldn't have minded making into a more detailed story.

Warning: For intimate contact and intimate content? *Shrugs* I also wouldn't mind making a story out of this one, either. Oh, bring back my golden years! (This also uses an image that is an animated GIF. It's a little over 1MB.)

[Katty]

Happy second. I don't get you sometimes. You are in pain from short captions, but you cry because your captions get too long.

Anyway, I was wonding how that one girl became a nekomata. I wanna be a nekomata. =^-^=

[Mitera Nikkou]

I was just joking with the small ones since people probably expect me to make decent-sized ones or bigger. ;p But I'm not joking with them getting too big, because I try to draw a line between when my caption ends and a story should begin. So I have to chop them down to fit, in my eyes, a caption. Even if barely. <.<;

Well, to be a nekomata, I suppose that you would have to be at least partially feline. ;p I can't remember other ways in which cats can become nekomata at this moment, but the age is one of the ways. Basically, if a cat becomes old enough, it is said that their tail will split and they'll become a nekomata. Now, as far as I can tell, that usually means that it would take somewhere between ten and twenty human years, or something like that. Cats age sixteen years for each human year, so I combined both of the ages with a catgirl so she'd physically age sixteen years each human year, thus making the age window a whole lot sooner.

[MarioDS01]

A really interesting batch there. I kind of liked the second one with the cute little animation of a girl trying all the neat clothes. I liked the story that went along with it. I can kind of see why the boy want to keep the ring so he can go around as a girl all the time and keep dressing up in girl's clothes.

I wish I can same the captions onto my computer. But I have one problems. I seems the image and the text are seperate from each other making it impossible to see both the image and text at the same time. I hope if you do want the captions uploaded in the next update that you will put them together in MS paint or Photoshop or whatever other art program. Because most of them I like to save on my computer and look at them all I want.

Anyways, nice number of captions in this batch. Hope you make more good ones and maybe this time put them together to make it easier for me to save the entire caption image and text. And I hope you will use more of my images in the photobucket account like you used for these captions.

[Katty]

Well, just write a story then. I think almost everyone who reads your captions are just waiting. If nothing else, I would want to read a story of yours.

And I am 20 in human years already, so now I just have to wait. =^-^=

[Mitera Nikkou]

Mario:

You can save it on your computer, if you save the page. It's just not the best option (it funkifies the code and you end up with a folder with the page). I just prefer to make my captions this way because it makes them easy for me to put together and arrange how I want them (which is basically the same way that I always have them, that being a column), to edit, and it cuts down on byte usage since I don't have any awesome programs that can really cut down on an image's bytes without killing the quality of the image and text.

I honestly haven't looked through your images. ^_^; I already have all of the resources that I need, from multiple sites as well as the 100,000+ images that I have on my computer. I have a few folders that total about 2,000 images, that I have put aside to make captions out of. That's where these images have come from; a few of them I've had lying around for over a year, at least.

Katty:

You make it sound so easy to write a story. ;p

I guess that makes you 320-years-old in cat years. :O

[Lucky]

I love that "N?g?" one. But I must ask, why did you spell it that way? Was it that you thought it sounded to cloes to the N word or what? Becaues I find it silly, how becaues of the N word people refuse to ues the word Negro. We Can say Cacagion but not negro? Just silly if you ask me.

>.>

[Mitera Nikkou]

Actually, the question marks show up because what I actually had there (two long vowels) aren't showing up. I guess I have to find out what code to use, whatever it's called, so they'll show up. Oh, it's supposed to say "Nagi", again with both vowels long.

[Katty]

Well, I am in college, and one of the things I have to do is come up with stories fast. So yeah, to me it is easy I guess. I forget that not everyone has the same education as I do.

Wow 340. That's gotta be a record or something. Question: Do the purrians use human years, cat years, or something else? =^-^=

[Mitera Nikkou]

I think there's a difference between education and having an incentive when it comes to writing. ;p You have to do that in college, or there will be consequences, whereas my mind just doesn't want to focus on something for too long. It takes me forever to write anything lengthy; in fact, I've spent more than four hours on just one caption plenty of times.

That's 365. ;p It was a nice coincidence for the anniversary and made it easy for me to find the average amount that I make. And I do believe that no one else has more than 200, so... But the quality is what counts, and I have no idea where I stand there.

I'm not sure how long the Purrian's year is, but I do know that their life spans are shorter. Where humans can push at a hundred, if they're lucky, Purrians, while they have a greater chance to live to their limit, won't live much longer than seventy. But they do age well, so they do have that. At the worst, they could appear to be in their forties when they are seventy.

[Kalm]

So many beautiful captions..This is surely heaven!

I really liked the demon one. It was very touching and stuffs!

Also...

Um...! Um...! PIE! *_*

I SEE WHAT U DID THAR!!

[Stellar]

I want to be an Orgon!

And I really really really really liked the universal love caption ^_^

All of the others were awesome too =D But those were by far my favorites.

And where are the clothing tfs Nekkid?! XD