Ladies & gentleman! Boys & girls! Step right up!

[Snow Dragon]

*Dies*
x_X

(Finishes burying him and then starts making funeral arrangements)

[Rowan]

That was uncalled for!

[Kether]

That was uncalled for!

You just say that because Tomapples grant immunity to zombie attacks..

[Snow Dragon]

That was uncalled for!

(Looks up from where she was talking on a cell phone)
Not really. It worked out perfectly.
Besides, now I get to plan a funeral. That's KIND OF like a wedding.
(Goes back to his phone call)
Yeah, okay, that's good. Hm? Oh, just some creep who couldn't tell I was on the phone. Speaking of which, if I were to arrange for TWO funerals, is there some sort of discount available?

[P-tan]

Carnies are weird.

[Kether]

That was uncalled for!

(Looks up from where she was talking on a cell phone)
Not really. It worked out perfectly.
Besides, now I get to plan a funeral. That's KIND OF like a wedding.
(Goes back to his phone call)
Yeah, okay, that's good. Hm? Oh, just some creep who couldn't tell I was on the phone. Speaking of which, if I were to arrange for TWO funerals, is there some sort of discount available?

*holds up the other phone*One funeral.. anything special you want you have grave?

Yes yes. two funerals bulk price.. you dig mass grave.

[Snow Dragon]

*holds up the other phone*One funeral.. anything special you want you have grave?

Yes yes. two funerals bulk price.. you dig mass grave.

Mass graves? I like the sound of that. So is it still a per-corpse charge, or is it something like X HL for up to 10 bodies?
And does that mean we need two wakes?

[Kether]

*holds up the other phone*One funeral.. anything special you want you have grave?

Yes yes. two funerals bulk price.. you dig mass grave.

Mass graves? I like the sound of that. So is it still a per-corpse charge, or is it something like X HL for up to 10 bodies?
And does that mean we need two wakes?

Wakes seaparate


Yes yes HL per mass

[Kether]

*holds up the other phone*One funeral.. anything special you want you have grave?

Yes yes. two funerals bulk price.. you dig mass grave.

Mass graves? I like the sound of that. So is it still a per-corpse charge, or is it something like X HL for up to 10 bodies?
And does that mean we need two wakes?

Wakes seaparate


Yes yes HL per mass

[Snow Dragon]

Wakes seaparate


Yes yes HL per mass

Hmmm... that means we'll need extra caterers... and the priest will probably charge double.
(Turns away)
Hey, Ahab, you don't need a big fancy coffin or anything, do you? I'm gonna have to cut costs SOMEWHERE.

[Rowan]

If you die first I'll cover my own funerary costs.

[Snow Dragon]

If you die first I'll cover my own funerary costs.

Deal!
(Grabs Ahab's hand and shakes it)
Done. I've died first... in several other threads. Now hand over the money and we can get to the good part.

[Rowan]

Sorry, my policy on you only pays out if you die in this thread.

[Snow Dragon]

Sorry, my policy on you only pays out if you die in this thread.

That wasn't what was negotiated! You liar!
(Riot comes up behind Ahab and grabs her by the back of her shirt)
How dare you try to cheat me! Riot! Break her kneecaps! ...... And everything else, while you're at it!
Riot (her hand morphing into a jackhammer): (Child's voice) Now I know! (Deeper male voice) And knowing is half the battle!

[Just some lady]

@__@ Nuuu!
*Whacks Riot with her minesweeper*