Ladies & gentleman! Boys & girls! Step right up!

[Rowan]

Hey Riot, would you like me to introduce you to some famous robot actors?

[Snow Dragon]

@__@ Nuuu!
*Whacks Riot with her minesweeper*

*Clang!*
(The minesweeper does nothing... except detect the explosives within Riot's ammo banks)
*Beep!* *Beep!* *Beep!*

[Mendi-chan]

*Mendo's Disembodied Soul shows up*
Soul: This is great... Now I constantly have the 'light' blocking my vision. I wish I had gotten the glare proof lenses.

[Snow Dragon]

(Riot uses the "Lack of response for four hours" law to brutally kill Ahab with the jackhammer)

(BD gets on the phone again)
Okay, it's done. No coffins necessary, we'll just use newspaper. It's how she would have wanted it. Is everything set? I want this all ready to go by tomorrow afternoon.

[Rowan]

I tried to bribe Riot and got no response!

[Snow Dragon]

I tried to bribe Riot and got no response!

NO TALKING FOR THE DEAD!!
*WHANG!!* (Slams Ahab on the head with the shovel)
I only responded to KFC's post after yours, so it was assumed she ignored your ridiculous attempt at a distraction!
(Kicks Ahab's corpse into the partially-filled hole with Shuta)

[Rowan]

@_@

*Is not dead only unconscious*

[Snow Dragon]

@_@

*Is not dead only unconscious*

(This is good enough for BD, as the situation can be easily corrected later)
Riot! If either of the corpses move, hit them until they stop moving!
(Turns toward disembodied Shuta)
Shuta's ghost! Are you going to be attending your funeral? And if you are, would you prefer a chicken dish or a vegetarian entree?

[Kether]

*really just uses body parts from mass grave to make Frankenstiens... but isn't going to tell BD that*

[Snow Dragon]

*really just uses body parts from mass grave to make Frankenstiens... but isn't going to tell BD that*

((You use the parts to make scientists who stitch dead bodies together and bring them to life?))

[Kether]

*really just uses body parts from mass grave to make Frankenstiens... but isn't going to tell BD that*

((You use the parts to make scientists who stitch dead bodies together and bring them to life?))

((Would say yes.. but luckily has Promethean reference to back self up...))

[Mendi-chan]

@_@

*Is not dead only unconscious*

(This is good enough for BD, as the situation can be easily corrected later)
Riot! If either of the corpses move, hit them until they stop moving!
(Turns toward disembodied Shuta)
Shuta's ghost! Are you going to be attending your funeral? And if you are, would you prefer a chicken dish or a vegetarian entree?

Soul: *shrugs* I'll probably show up at the funeral, but being a ghost and all prevents me from eating so I wouldn't worry about the entree.

[Snow Dragon]

Soul: *shrugs* I'll probably show up at the funeral, but being a ghost and all prevents me from eating so I wouldn't worry about the entree.

What, you think that just because you're a ghost you can't eat? How uncreative.
(In the background, Riot removes the bodies from the hole in the ground with a steamshovel)
Almost time...

[Snow Dragon]

Well, it's a little early, but why not?
(As Riot finishes digging a large mass grave, a crane lowers Shuta - inside a simple plywood coffin - down into the hole)
(A moment later, a few plushies roll Ahab's body - wrapped up in recycled newspapers and Scotch tape - into the grave after him)
All right, let's get this show on the road! Before we begin, is there anyone else who needs to die while we've still got the mass grave open?

[Rowan]

*Wakes up*
Mmmm! MMHmmm! Mmmmm!
*Struggles against the paper*