Name: Enokai zei Uloloth, the Sage in Red/The Great Fungimandus/Bubbles
Age: Really REALLY Freakin Old
Height: 12'4" (occasionally shinks down to more manageable heights, usually 5'10" or 5'6")
Weight: 1 metric ton (again, Enokai can lower this figure as much as it wants)
Eye Color: Hellfire Orange
Gender: You guess is as good as mine...
Species: Zsa'kexhu (not even I know what the hell a Zsa'kexhu is)
Hobbies: Cooking, Baking, video games, consuming impossible amounts of candy canes and snacks, laying waste to cities with unholy hyperreality magic, spreading madness, woe, turning all the boys into cute girls, etc.
Physical Makeup: Usually clad only in an unbound tattered red robe, Enokai is a sexless impossibly gaunt four armed humanoid covered in sickly black chiten, with three inhuman faces that writhe, scream, and babble grafted to it's emaciated stomach. It's rib cage is exposed and split neatly in half, allowing all to see the gaping orange eye that resides amidst the diseased pulpy flesh that fills Enokai's hollowed chest cavity (countless tiny vestigial eyes surround the functional central eye). Enokai's face is perpetually masked by the shadows of it's cowl, only it's four narrow eye slits and it's distended fang-filled jaws can be seen.
Enokai can (and often does) take the form of a comely blue skinned goddess with long ebony hair that seems to move with a life of it's own, four slender arms, intircate glowing tatoos that spiral on her arms and legs, and eyes that glow with her characteristic hellfire light. Enokai's choice in clothing in her goddess form depends on what kind of mood she's in, but her vestments always tend to be a little on the skimpy side
Due to it's obsession with the human game Tales of Symphonia Enokai will use any and every excuse to take on the form of Sheena Fujibayashi (the ninja girl in just about every one of these picys)
Powers: Regardless of what form it takes, Enokai is stronger and faster than any mere mortal, and is highly resistant to all kinds physical trauma and transformations thanks to the horrible pan-dimensional fungus its made of. Enokai's mind is far too alien and incomprehensible for mortals to understand and thus is not affected by any manner of mind influencing effects; any attempt to intrude in the chaotic abyss that is Enokai's psyche may cause deep rooted insanity in the perpetrator. However, the singular power that defines Enokai is it's mastery of Sorcery; it's limited only by its imagination and understanding of the Ars Arcana in terms of what it can accomplish with its magic. Generally speaking, Enokai is at the level of an Archmage in terms of magical power. However, Enokai's greatest shortcoming is his dependance on his powers, without which he has only sheer brute strength and his wits to rely on.
Personality: There is no true way of accurately describing a cosmic horror like Enokai, but if you had to sum up it's personality in three words, they'd be: crass, silly, and crazy. It operates primarily on haphazardly conceived ideas and nonsensical whimsy, and Enokai is made all the more random because of its bad habit of being easily amused/distracted by the strangest things. Unlike most other Things that Should Not Be, Enokai isn't at all hostile or vicious; it does cause a lot of trouble, like blowing up entire cities for instance, this behavior stems from Enokai's lack of understanding of the minds of mortals and the physics of the normal universe than out of any real malice. It can even be very helpful to beings that meet it's fancy, and is almost impossible to anger (which is a good thing, fore the wrath of the Red Sage is nothing to scoff at).
Origins: No one can say for sure just where Enokai originated from, least of all the Red Sage itself. The earliest memory it has was swimming peacefully through the body of it's birth-giver, constantly gnawing and gnashing upon the flesh of it's "mother" and siblings for what seemed like an eternity of bliss and serenity. At least up until some schmuck ruined everything and created the universe. Infuriated, Enokai declared war on this mysterious being, quickly lost interest, and began to wander through creation in search of amusement to varying degrees of success. It's meanderings has brought great weal and woe to many civilization and now Enokai has turned it's attention to the kingdom of MSF; a land every bit as insane and chaotic as it is, if not more so. Only time will tell what madness may spring from this unholy union...
Possessions of Note: Because of it's nomadic lifestyle and perpetual wanderlust, Enokai holds few possessions. There is a small extra dimensional space within the folds of it's tattered robes that holds what few essentials Enokai could never part with (a few rare tomes of eldritch lore, souvenirs from it's travels, various enchanted relics, artifacts, and occult paraphernalia, a handful of alien technology, etc.). It relies mostly on it's magic and considerable strength for self defense, but Enokai has an impressive assortment of nasty weapons, it's favorite (and most powerful) of which is the Dreamless Requiem, an unholy blade that can cut through flesh, spirits, and even thought, minds, and ideas if Enokai so wishes.
Dreamless Requiem: Forged from pure malevolence and chaos, the Dreamless Requiem appears as a four-foot long blade shaped mass of lustrous tar colored flesh that constantly churns roils like a fire. Countless maws, eyes, screaming faces, and things best left unmentioned form along the blade, giving it a truely horrific appearance. The Dreamless Requiem is famed for it's ability to cut through just about anything Enokai wishes: flesh, spirits, souls, magic, minds, and even conscious thought. However, it taxes Enokai terrible to draw out and maintain the Requiem from whatever mad realm it resides in most of the time, so the Red Sage will only use it when in it is dire need.
Trust me, there's gonna be a ton of weirdos poppin out of my head in the near future