by Azathoth » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:18 pm
*shrugs and turns to the bird. With two swipes of his bare hands, the large creature is beheaded and gutted. Then with several fluid movements, he skins the creature neatly. Then, before it can fall to the ground, he spits the bird on a long pike which seemingly appeared out of nowhere. Looking closely, what should be his "hands" are revealed to be long claws, now stained with ostrich blood. He grins slightly, and the claws slowly retract into normal human hands. He then props the pike up on two ornately carved poles which seemed to have sprung out of the ground. He mutters a few words, and the ground beneath the ostrich carcass opens up and flames begin to rise from the abyss. Satisfied with his work, he pulls out a bottle of "Chaos Barbeque Sauce" and begins to coat the slowly roasting bird with it*
You are all welcome to share... but the drumstick is mine.
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Azathoth on Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:19 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...