by Azathoth » Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:33 pm
Umi swims a few feet behind the floundering bunny-girl and wonders.
What could she have done wrong? And I wonder what was the punishment for it.
Swimming up behind her, she says.
Umi: "Bunny-Chan... are you allright? You look like you are haveing a bit of a trouble swimming."
Bane: "Dont... *glub* mind... *glub* me..."
Umi reaches out and supports the little girl, afraid she might drown. Bane, after sputtering for awhile, manages to say.
Bane: "I didnt... need your help."
Umi: "I am sorry, Bunny-Chan... I was just worried..."
Bane: (sighs) "Please dont call me that."
Umi: "Fine, then... what is your name?"
But before he could answer, he was caught up in an inner dialogue with himself, looking like the way he was, and the real Cream, though he didnt realize it at the time.
Cream: "You are going to tell her your name is Bane, arent you?"
Bane: "Well... of course!"
Cream: "But why? Do you really want to keep advertising the fact that the one called 'Bane' is now a cute and fluffy bunny?"
Bane: "..."
Cream: "And what about your 'assosciates' who you mentioned before would jump on the chance to turn you into a rabbitskin hat?"
Bane: "Well... what are you suggesting? I start acting like some fluffy bunny girl!?"
Cream: (franticly) "Nonono! Just for now... it might be a good idea to use the name 'Cream'. It couldnt hurt... and if you ever turn back to normal, no one would ever know that 'Bane' spent time as a fluffy bunny girl."
Cream smirked at that.
Bane: "Fine... have it your way! I cant believe I am arguing with myself, anyway."
Cream's smirk grew into a grin as the inner scene faded out. And the Inner Bane didnt seem to notice that as he gave in to Cream, he shrank a few inches.
(we now return to your regularly scheduled conversation)
Bane: "My name is... Cream."
Umi: "Thats a nice name, Cream-Chan. I am Umi."
Cream: "Nice to meet you, I guess. Can you put me down, please?"
Umi: "Oh! I am sorry!"
Umi giggled and set Cream on the side of the pool. Her fur was all damp and sticking up in places from the water.
Cream: (muttering) "Maybe tanning myself wasnt such a silly idea..."
OOC: Yes! I know you just love my exceedingly-long posts about the inner workings of my characters! Feel their pain, sorrow, and embarrasement as I serve up their lives in my patented AZ-TV(tm).
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