by muffinstud » Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:50 pm
Muffin slides down a rope from his Imperial Zeppelin with a hearty laugh. "Ho ho HO! I see some people are trying to swim in the Imperial lake without proper attire! The Grand Leavened Emporer must correct this horrible mistake!" Immediately a pink, peach scented cloud descends on both Ash and Ghost. "That should turn you into whatever you find attractive, and then slap on some cat ears and a tail to boot! Oh, and I have just the thing for you!" He winks at Guen, shooting an orange sprinkly jet at her. Her clothing quickly morphs into a modest one piece swimsuit made to accomodate her tail. "Good luck now," he says as he winks again. A quick zip up the rope and he dissapears back into the zeppelin, where a choir can be heard singing:
"Grand Leavened Empor-ER!"
"Well, you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river, when you're living...in a van down by the river!" --Matt Foley, motivational speaker