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Well pay me a trillion dollar and i'll let you go to the master after today
A Dark Castle
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by Azathoth » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:33 pm
*Guy thinks for a moment*
I could do that, but unfortunatly my valuables are stored in my Lord's castle. And the cat servent told me that if I was to leave the castle, I would forfeight the match automaticly.
I could do that, but unfortunatly my valuables are stored in my Lord's castle. And the cat servent told me that if I was to leave the castle, I would forfeight the match automaticly.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
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by Azathoth » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:39 pm
*Guy thinks some more*
Aha! I have it!
*he reaches into his armor, and against all probability he pulls out a slightly ruffled dove, a quill and ink, a piece of parchment, and a string. He writes down a short note, ties it to the bird, opens the gate, and lets it loose.*
There! By tommorrow a horse and rider should arrive here with your payment. If you find it satisfactory, of course.
I find gold to be rather base... and I try to live a polite and spartan lifestyle. As such I often have too much wealth lying around from my various quests to Right that which is Wrong.
Aha! I have it!
*he reaches into his armor, and against all probability he pulls out a slightly ruffled dove, a quill and ink, a piece of parchment, and a string. He writes down a short note, ties it to the bird, opens the gate, and lets it loose.*
There! By tommorrow a horse and rider should arrive here with your payment. If you find it satisfactory, of course.
I find gold to be rather base... and I try to live a polite and spartan lifestyle. As such I often have too much wealth lying around from my various quests to Right that which is Wrong.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
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by Kether » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:45 pm
"Perhaps you could use something abit less animalistic.. if you would write the letter and seal it I would deliver it"
"I'M MALFEAS I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!"
WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!"
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by Azathoth » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:46 pm
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That is a deadly offense you have perpetrated upon myself... but since it is in your nature, I will let it pass.
*takes the note and string from the small pile of feathers and ties it to a second dove*
Restrain yourself this time... or you will feel the retribution for your ill-manners.
*releases the dove*
That is a deadly offense you have perpetrated upon myself... but since it is in your nature, I will let it pass.
*takes the note and string from the small pile of feathers and ties it to a second dove*
Restrain yourself this time... or you will feel the retribution for your ill-manners.
*releases the dove*
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
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by Azathoth » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:48 pm
*turns to him*
I am sorry, friend... I did not hear you speak until I had allready released the messenger. Thank you for your offer, though.
I am sorry, friend... I did not hear you speak until I had allready released the messenger. Thank you for your offer, though.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
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by Rose » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:48 pm
*spit the first bird out*
Are you threating me?*Phase her hand and goes to guy's heart*
Right now i can rip your heart off
****bloopers****
Heart to big...cant fit *goes to brain* Brain too small cant fit also
(Note bloopers are just for fun.No offence)
Are you threating me?*Phase her hand and goes to guy's heart*
Right now i can rip your heart off
****bloopers****
Heart to big...cant fit *goes to brain* Brain too small cant fit also
(Note bloopers are just for fun.No offence)
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by Azathoth » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:51 pm
*watches the second bird escape with a feeling of relief... he was very attached to his birds. Then he turns to Ghost*
I do not make threats... I find them base and ill-mannered. I only meant to warn you of the consequences of your actions, so that you might avoid a confrontation with myself.
I do not make threats... I find them base and ill-mannered. I only meant to warn you of the consequences of your actions, so that you might avoid a confrontation with myself.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
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by Azathoth » Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:01 pm
*shrugs his broad shoulders, he wonders briefly if the Neko-Girl even paused to think how ludicrous the statement she just said was. After all... he was the pinnacle of swordsmanship, armor, and good graces. While she was a girl which looked more apt to mewling on the floor drinking milk rather than fighting.*
I find that to be impossible... since the only thing greater than my swordsmanship and manners are my looks.
I find that to be impossible... since the only thing greater than my swordsmanship and manners are my looks.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
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