by Azathoth » Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:27 pm
Suddenly Cream is there, gripping her Katana in her armored claw.
"Now now, love... did I just hear you say you would 'deal with me' later? A bloke might take that as a threat, he might. I have a wonderful idea... how about you show a little gratitude 'ere for me not snapping your neck when I 'ad the chance. You and I might just become friends... but my pride has taken one too many blows... and no one will ever talk like that to me again, love."
"Now listen closley, I dont care one bit about that girl you are about to fillet... in fact she is one of the reasons I am in my current perdicament. But I'll be damned to hell before she is killed in her sleep by such a cowardly move. You wait 'ere calmly till she wakes up... or I will hurt you in so many ways you will never be able to hold a sword again in your life."
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...