by Azathoth » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:33 pm
*opens the door, walks in, and closes it behind her.*
"Mistress Nova... I wish to report mew a misdeed done by myself, Umi-Chan, Fuu-Chan, and Hikaru-Chan. It was mrow shortly after you had left for dinner. I made a comment asking about their fencing skills mew and they became angry. I decided to push them mrow, to show them what could happen when you become angry in battle. They seemed not really in control mew of their emotions... so I thought it would be a good lesson."
"Unfortunatly, mew, they became a bit angrier than I thought... and unleashed a round of spells at me. I dodged them... but they went past me and smashed into the south dining room wall, damaging the furnishings and artifacts there."
"I told them I was just trying to teach them a lesson mew shortly after that... and I think it was learned well. They dont feel any resentment towards me for it, like I was worried they might."
"But because of this mrow... we damaged alot of Mistress Nova's things which got blasted when I dodged the spells. I thought it would be best to come to you mew and ask for punishment."
"I wished to take the full blame for what happened... since I am the one who started it. But they also claim responsibility, mew. Please dont be hard on them... they are just young girls and a bit hotheaded."
"I should have known better though... and not have done this in a place that could have been damaged if the situation had gotten out of hand, mew. Please put most of the blame on me."
*slightly braces herself for Nova's reply.*
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...