by Azathoth » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:16 pm
*Riley shrugs, still not looking worried.*
"You expect a mass-murderer to stick around? And as for the preeschool... the bus driver probably was drunk and drove the bus off the side of a road."
*thinks for a moment, before continuing*
"But besides that, the fact that I am looking at a catgirl kind of supports my argument a bit, miss. Catgirls dont exist... they are just something conjured up by perverted japanese teenagers with a fetish for cats."
"Of course, the fact that I am looking at one in my dream kind of worries me... I never liked to think of myself as the perverted type. If you want to convince me this isnt a dream... you will have to do a bit better than that."
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...