by Azathoth » Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:40 pm
Azer picks up the kitten by the scruff of the neck in a flash and examines it.
Well... someone has bad taste in firmiliars. I hate cats, even talking ones.
She sets it back down.
I am here to sell various magical instruments, weaponry, and golems... this castle has many enchantments on it... and I thought it would be a good place to investigate. A demonstration...
*the ground opens up and deposits a huge black armored figure on the ground in a wash of flames*
My latest creation... a golem made of living metal powered by a Warp battery. It has attached beam cannon and sword. It is nearly impossible to stop... and cracking the power source leads to quite a magnificent explosion.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...