by Azathoth » Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:45 pm
Cyleena sheathes her now-enchanted weapons and thinks for a moment. "Lina... is a neko maid. I am promising to help her mew study white magic so she can help more. She is very sweet mrow... but too shy for her own good."
Azer continues. I have many things... many many things. What would help me more is if you would tell me what you want. Military conquest, extra planar travels, unstoppable killing machines, new modes of transportation... over the years I have done experiments on almost everything. And whatever you are in need of, I can probably supply.
She nods at her golem.
Think of this as a demonstration... if one of your servents thinks they are up for it, they can fight my creation... I will restrain it from causing any killing blows, of course...
((Said golem is about fifteen feet tall, and covered in black armor. One hand (the right one) ends at the wrist and turns into a long black sword, the left one ends in a cannon. It glows faintly with purple energy.))
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...