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Upton & Upton Mineing Co.

Postby Azathoth » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:30 am

For the past few months, quiet advertising for the Upton & Upton Mineing Company has been spreading around. They usually run something like this.

Seeking employees! UUMC is looking for able-bodied workers of the ages of 18 and up. No previous mineing knowledge is needed, but applicant must be willing to learn and adapt.

Applicant also must be willing to spend extended time cut off from the normal community, and must be either confident about working with heavy machinery... or ready to accept janitorial, office, cooking, and other positions available.

Applications will be accepted at a specific date at a specific location. Call this number for more information. (***) ***-****

Plushies need not apply.

((Allright... I have been debateing for hours weather to post this as a Muffin topic or a full-blown RP one. But since I have decided on this... I am going all the way. I want normal people from relatively normal backrounds. Upton dosent want wierd multidimensional creatures or lesbian robot nurses working for them... just labor. At least to begin with...))
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Postby Kether » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:31 am

((*SUES! That's discrimination!))
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Postby Azathoth » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:34 am

((*anti-sueing shield flares*))

((If you INISIST you could try applying... they might need a nurse...))

((*laughs evilly...*))
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Postby Sam » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:35 am

(I'll join)

Name: Nick Terano

Age: 19

Previous Job: Office
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*Nick looks at the flier

This could be interesting
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Postby Kether » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:46 am

((no I was just joking))
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Postby Brnin8r » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:25 pm

Mining time!

Name: Jared Jenkins

Age: 17

Previous job: High school dropout.

Jared had always had a rough time with school and the idea of conforming to their rules was always a hard thing to get past. He made sure his fake ID was just perfect and that he had it all memorized if they wanted him to know. This was the perfect job in his eyes: no experience needed, long hours, and no experience needed! Jared wasn't the brightest of people...but he wasn't weak that's for sure.
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Postby Zoey » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:46 pm

...Sure, why not.

Name: Kevin Striker

Age: 20

Previous Job: Delivery Boy

Kevin was a young man struggling in the world. He didn't make much money and most of all his job was boring. He need a job which would pay better and would be more fun than running around delivering stuff. Today was his lucky day!
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Postby Asch » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:56 pm

A mine huh? That sounds new and refreshing. Just not really refreshing... because it's a mine, and mines are dirty... I'll shut up now.

Name: David Eddie

Age: 18

Previous job: High School Student

Upon graduating high school with the intent of moving on to college, David found that he was a little in over his head cost wise, and would not be able to seek a higher education without a least a year of hard work. So, he applied for a job at the mine. At least, that's the jist of it.
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Postby Rose » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:53 pm

Well no harm

Name:Carlos Mlara

Age:21

Previous job: *insert good cooking school name here* graduate

Carlo's moved to a new area and saw the job opening
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Postby Shadowmaster » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:59 pm

Name: Adam Farell

Age: 19

Previous job: None


Adam walked into the comapny. This may not be his dream job but, hey, gotta start somewhere.
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Postby Azathoth » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:16 pm

((allrightey, glad to see some peoples interested.))

((first thing... as per the directions on the advertisement you were supposed to call to get the information on the application location. I will assume you were confused.))

((For the sake of avoiding repetition, lets say you all called and found that to apply you need to present yourself in a small UUMCO building in the outskirts of town. It seems to have not existed at all a few months ago.))
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Postby Meru » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:56 pm

Leon had recently called the number, and went to the place it indicated, on the date indicated. It was a quite small office, right on the outskirts of town, so it was a bit surprising...

"So this is the big and amazing Upton And Upton Mining Company...? Must be just some small side office, this can't be their true office.... Unless I had the entirely wrong perception of what this place is going to be like... Maybe it's one of those small companies where they only need two or three people to do everything, but the loss of even one person can completely stall their operation...." He thinks to himself, wondering why he's even staying out here. But then remembers that it's because everywhere else has rejected him, and this place is his last chance at living a somewhat legal life.
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Postby Zoey » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:05 pm

Kevin drove to the small UUMCO building in an old car he had. He peeked out the window. "Well... time to get this over with." He said as he got out of the car.
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Postby Brnin8r » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:14 pm

Jared had walked his way to the UUMCO building...hell it was a long way to walk, but he didn't have a car.

He had a forged ID and a BSed resume that detailed his workings in a musical store, lifting pianos, carrying boxes...that kinda grunt work. He walked up to the door as there were two other people walking up. Not once did he look at them as he walked into the door...he had to be dignified...whatever that meant...
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Postby Sam » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:21 pm

*Sam drove to the building with everything required with him

So this is the place then
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