by Azathoth » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:35 am
*appears in a crack of black smoke*
"Welcome ostrich! I will show you what I did with mine!"
*pulls out a long black pike, chopps the ostriche's head off, guts it, skins it, spits it, and props it up over a mysterious fire which mysteriously appeared.*
"Barbeque time!"
*takes out a bottle of barbecue sauce*
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...