by muffinstud » Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:37 pm
Muffin plops out of the VCR very unceremoniously. "Congratulations, she has mammaries. Big surprise." He bounces up close to Jack. "Now tell her that her lips are softer and kiss her," he whispered. He bounces off into the kitchen. "Now if you don't mind, I have a date with your loaf of sourdough."
As he turns the corner, a muffled sound comes from the VCR.
"Grand-Leavened-Empor-OR!"
"Well, you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river, when you're living...in a van down by the river!" --Matt Foley, motivational speaker