"HelLO, and Congradulations! you are chosen candidates to test Aperture science's new devices. you Mr. <INSERT LAST NAME HERE!> are testing our new device, the portable hand held music audio file projector! do not worry, you may..OR MAY NOT have to find your way to it.. you may leave your sterilized test subject stasis room in 3... 2...1"
A door opens and i step outside. "augh.. I just signed the sheet and i like fell dead asleep where i was standing..." i said exiting my room.
(OOC: everyone else just start waking up and AlLinux will be with you momentarily)