In a clap of Lightning

[Lanzerus]

NOOOOO darn you! Why!? *begins to silently sob to herself in a corner*

[The Fungus from Yuggoth]

"Boredom mostly"

[Elly/Ally Elric]

*surprised, but amazed at her arms* "T-thank you for the arms!" *looks at her new body* "Well this is odd. I'm slimmer, not much taller, but at least I don't have the automail anymore ^_^. I wonder what Al will think of this..."

((Night))

[Lanzerus]

your bored is evil....very evil...

[The Fungus from Yuggoth]

((Laterz!))

"See? It's not bad at all! And you were worried! Oh, while I'm at it..."

*Shoots Ed again, making her three inches taller*

"Happy now?" ^^

*looks at keaton*

"What can I say? I'm a twisted cosmic horror cloaked in a cute fleshy wrapper ^^"

[Mendi-chan]

*Examines the Ka' Girl Gloves*
May I inquire as to where you found these items, Fungus?

[The Fungus from Yuggoth]

"The corporation I own makes em; these are the latest models. Would you like a pair?"

[Mendi-chan]

*Shrugs*
Sure, might as well.

[Lanzerus]

i would glady accept a pair if it had a reverse funtionality.

[The Fungus from Yuggoth]

*hands Mendo a fully packaged pair of Ka-Girling Guantlets*

"Alright, make sure you read the instruction manual before you use it, and don't let it run for more than 8 hours a day. Soylent-Green Inc. is not responsible for any accidents, abuse of the system, or mal-functions in any way. Enjoy and thank you for choosing Soylent-Green Inc. for your ka-girling needs! ^^"

*looks at keaton*

"Fraid those gauntlets never made it out of development; had a bad habit of liquefying anyone who got hit by it...or generally stood near it >.> <.<"

[Mendi-chan]

Thanks. ^^
*Deciding that he could 'ninja' through the instructions later, Mendo opens the package immediately. Putting the gauntlets on he examines them, trying to decipher how exactly to work the contraption.*

[The Fungus from Yuggoth]

*the gauntlets are quite strange; there doesn't seem to be any logical way to activate them. Heck, solid ROCK seems to be incorperated at several points. There are, however, a series of strange red runes branded on the palms of the gauntlets...*

[Mendi-chan]

Hmm...
*Hoping to activate the gauntlets, he tries pressing down on the runes in no particular order.*

[The Fungus from Yuggoth]

*the runes light up in an angry red light as a bass multi-toned voice begins to chant ominously. Bolts of red electricity begin to arc across the gauntlet erupt in blinding red light. When it clears, Mendo will soon find that he has been transformed into Sheena Fujibayashi*

Pic 1
Pic 2

*the fungus appears by the Sheena-fied Mendo, lookin a bit annoyed*

"And THAT's why we have an instruction manual -_-"

[Mendi-chan]

Aww... But they tend to be so troublesome...
*Looks at his current condition*
... I suppose you're right.