by The Fungus from Yuggoth » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:18 am
*The manual, ironically, was on top of the gauntlets themselves, with READ FIRST branded in large, bold print on the cover. It's full of incomprehensible jargon and metaphysical nonsense, but you are able to surmise that in order to use the gauntlets safely, you must press the three obsidian stones located on the wrists. Afterward, you must wait 5 minutes for the gauntlets to sync up with your mind, and then you can go to ka-girl (or reverse a ka-girl) anyone you wish by issuing telepathic commands directly to the alien intelligence lodged in the gauntlets. Pressing the runes forcefully awakens the spirit and sends it into a wild ka-girling frenzy (if you're lucky that is...)*
Believe in the magic of reading...or I'll @#$%ing kill you!!!
The Fungus from Yuggoth: MSF's friendly misanthrope and optimistic nihilist!
*Adoptive mother of Mendokusee and Sheendo! ^_^*
