In a clap of Lightning

[Lanzerus]

"i can't feel my feet, Nikkou, what the hell are you doing in...well, HELL? And no thanks, pills are for sick people, and so no pills means im not sick."

[The Fungus from Yuggoth]

((yesh, you're all starting to tire me out with all these Transformations XD))

*Well...remember how Fungus said the TG Cannon causes unspeakable pain, but Al didn't get any cuz he didn't have nerves? Unfortunately, as far as I know, keaton DOES have nerves and the pain hits him like a ton of bricks. It can be described as an intense burning agony blended in with the pain one suffers from watching Manos Hands of Fate accentuated with the sensation of his body re-shaping itself, bones cracking and shrinking, proportions changing. When it's finally over, the light vanishes to reveal keaton's newest form: <Click!>*

[Lanzerus]

"not fair." *she quickly attempts to stand up buyt feels majorly weird and offbalance.*
"not cool, why did you do this to me exactly, and why am i an elf O.o?"

[The Fungus from Yuggoth]

Fungus: You were kind of brandishing a sword like a maniac and heading towards civilization with a murderous look in your eye, what was I supposed to do? As far as the elf thing goes, I have no idea, but you're certainly cute so why question it? ^^"

[Lanzerus]

..."but now i have issues like you, Ms. cow-woman." *sits down after feeling to akward to stand*

[The Fungus from Yuggoth]

Fungus: I don't have issues! I merely lack that "s" word that other people have...what's the word? Ah, sanity! I don't have that! Next time, just CHILL instead of going berserk and maybe we won't have to resort to these measures to calm you down."

[Lanzerus]

its your fault, you called me "hellbent" and i went and tryed to show you hellbent.

[The Fungus from Yuggoth]

Fungus: Taylor-chan, what kind of a looney TRIES to prove they're hellbent just because someone told them so in jest?

[Mitera Nikkou]

"i can't feel my feet, Nikkou, what the hell are you doing in...well, HELL? And no thanks, pills are for sick people, and so no pills means im not sick."

Are you kidding? These days it's the people without the pills that are sick.

Would I lie...? *Smiles disingenuously and places pinky finger against lips*

[Lanzerus]

"i can't feel my feet, Nikkou, what the hell are you doing in...well, HELL? And no thanks, pills are for sick people, and so no pills means im not sick."

Are you kidding? These days it's the people without the pills that are sick.

Would I lie...? *Smiles disingenuously and places pinky finger against lips*

..."no, but...i don't want pills, i hate them, they are icky tasting and hard to swallow."

[The Fungus from Yuggoth]

"Good medicine tastes bad!"

[Mitera Nikkou]

*Makes a medicinal eclair*

Okay, how about this? Still medicine, but so, soooo nummy!

[Elly/Ally Elric]

Elly: "...0.o"

[Mitera Nikkou]

Alright, alright... I have even better medicine!

Ta-dah!

[Lanzerus]

Okay! *snatches eclaire* OM NOM NOM