"Ooh Nya this is so pretty!" Alana says as she picks out a frilly bra and panties 5 of each. *Goes over to Zelda.* "Um Zelda-Chan I don't know if these would fit me the bra would fit me just fine, but I don't know about these panties. What about my tail Nya?" Alana asks as she wags her tail for emphasis.
"Excuse me sir but have you seen a Princess aro..."
Carpenter: GAH! GERUDO!
*The Carpenter flees as though Ganon himself was talking to him*
"It seems that the Gerudo's reputation for kidnapping 'boy friends' preceeds them... Perhaps I should go ask the other sex if they've seen the Princess around..." -_-