by Gee-chan » Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:49 pm
"Thanks" said Lina as she walked into the 'Den'. She couldn't help but wonder why it was called that. Sure it was a bit disorganised but it wasn't that bad...not like her room.
She booted up the computer and logged into MSN Messenger. As usual, one of her friends was on (she couldn't remember the last time he wasn't on, it was like he didn't sleep or something).
*The following passage shall be using screen-names*
Nekomancer: Hey
Princess Dave: Hey, you're on early, what's up with that?
Nekomancer: Loads, far more than I should be sane about.
Princess Dave: Why? What's going on?
Nekomancer: Ok, believe it or not, I'm currently in Tokyo.
Princess Dave: HA! Like I believe that.
Nekomancer: Well, either way, it's true.
Princess Dave: Prove it.
Nekomancer: A few hours ago, a school was attacked by a pair of weird flying reptile things. It should be up on youtube and the forums by now.
Princess Dave: Hang on.
*Five mins later*
Princess Dave: Holy crap! Where did you find that out? The people discussing it online are still unsure about what happened!
Nekomancer: I was there, I saw it happen. I also saw the second one torn apart.
Princess Dave: Ok, this is proof enough for me. Next question. How the heck did you get to Tokyo overnight without anyone knowing?
Nekomancer: I got taken here and back a few hours by some long-dead space warrior girl who should belong in some kind of anime. Look, I'm going to turn on the webcam, I have something I need to show you.
Princess Dave: This isn't going to be gross is it?
Nekomancer: No. Just accept it.
*webcam on*
Princess Dave: Dude. Who's the cute chick on the webcam? You got in there? eh?
Nekomancer: What? Hey! Screw you, Keith! This is me on the webcam. It happened when I got brought here.
Princess Dave: HA! No way! Seriously man, you almost had me there. This was a pretty elaborate prank. When you see Luke remind him to change his password, ok hun?
Nekomancer: Oh you did not just call me 'hun'! If you need some proof then thats fine. This is pretty farfetched isn't it? The Hello Kitty doll on top of your monitor is in a french maid uniform that you made yourself with a lot of time and effort.
Princess Dave: That wasn't funny. I trusted Luke not to tell anyone about that.
Nekomancer: I didn't. Not a word of it has left my lips.
Princess Dave: Why should I believe you?
Nekomancer: Today is the first day of Sixth Form. If my assumptions are correct, then the old me should turn up just in time. You will be watching some footage of the first school attack on your computer and I will somehow identify some of the people in it. A bit after that I will disappear as I am brought to where I am now. When I do you have to be paying close attention and really focusing on it. If you don't it will probably we wiped from your mind. If all this happens then you will know than I am telling the truth.
Princess Dave: Ok, fine. I'll play your little game.
Nekomancer: Thanks.
Princess Dave: If this all turns out to be a prank, then tell Luke I'm going to kick his scrawny arse.
Nekomancer: Good thing my arse is safe then isn't it? Also, I'm going as Lina now.
Princess Dave: I'm sticking with Luke.
Nekomancer: Bye
*Princess Dave has logged out*
*Nekomancer has logged out*
"Well," said Lina, shutting down the computer and going back to the living room, "That went well"
OOC: whew, that was a tricky but fun one to right. The usernames I used here have no real connection to me and my real-life friends. They're just ones I thought sounded good/funny/cool.
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