The Other Ultimate Question

[Haylie]

You choose.

Neutrality always loses.

Spidey for me. Various obvious reasons.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Batman, I guess. The live-action Spiderman movies killed whatever small interest I did have in said superhero.

[Tiffany Grimm]

I warned you man, the Bat is gonna take this!

[Ookalf]

Spider-Man, Spider-Man. Does whatever a spider can...

[Shadowmaster]

gotta vote for Spidey. I believe if it came down to a fight between the two, actual powers would probably outdo all of Batman's technology.

[Tiffany Grimm]

Here's what Wizard, the Comics Magazine has to say on the matter actually:

THE PLAYERS: After watching a mugger murder his parents, young Bruce Wayne embarked on a one-man war on crime, prowling the night as the brooding vigilante Batman!

Given superpowers from a radioactive spider bite, Peter Parker learned a harsh lesson about power and responsibility and now fights evil as the amazing Spider-Man!

THE BATTLE: On assignment in Gotham City for the Daily Bugle, photographer Peter Parker goes on some late-night web swinging and comes across Batman roughing up a thug. “Hey, tall, dark and gruesome—ix-nay on the eating-bay,” Spidey quips as he drops to the alleyway beside the Dark Knight. Batman ignores him. “I guess those big ears of yours are just for show,” Spider-Man opines as he webs up Batman’s fist, preventing him from striking the criminal. Suddenly, the wall-crawler’s spider-sense warns him of danger, and he leaps onto a nearby wall just in time to avoid a cluster of Batarangs. In the confusion, Batman deploys a smoke grenade that quickly envelops the entire alleyway. “Get out of my city,” Batman growls from inside the inky black cloud. “But I haven’t even seen the sights yet,” Spider-Man retorts as he sprays webbing in a vain attempt to snare the vigilante. Batman drops from the rooftop onto Spidey’s back, sending them both tumbling into the smoke-filled alley. Disoriented, Spider-Man blindly lashes out, landing a glancing blow that nearly takes the Caped Crusader’s head off. Knowing that he has to put Spider-Man down fast, Batman—moving too quickly for the Web-head to dodge—lands a nerve punch to the amazing arachnid’s solar plexus. “Feel free to surrender anytime,” Spidey groans as he falls to the ground, unconscious and defeated!

[Mitera Nikkou]

Ha, HAAAA!

And some junk.

And besides, that "spidey sense" is a mode of convenience. Or else he would have also avoided Batman dropping onto his back, like he had the batarangs. Of course, it's virtually unheard of for a hero to lose (ultimately), so of course they need convenient plot devices. It's usually tough for two heroes to win a decisive battle because fans can take advantage of a plot device to conceive a possible way to victory. Even batman, who has no super powers, can defeat Superman.

Because he's Batman. Geddit?

[Helel]

Batman, because he's the ******* Batman. And because he can breathe in space. But that's mainly because of the previous statement. XD

[Ookalf]

Batman once attacked a guy for eating chocolate ice cream.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Now we're heading into Chuck Norris territory. <_<

[Ookalf]

I'm serious. Look at the bottom right picture.

[Xia]

the BATman

[Haylie]

The "The" in The Batman only makes him wimpier because he's trying to compensate for something.

[Mitera Nikkou]

And "friendly, neighborhood" Spiderman isn't? The guy's got half of the limbs that he should have.

[Tiffany Grimm]

That or "The Amazing Spider-Man." Now THAT'S compensating for something. Big-Time. Plus, Batman needs not compensate, he's scored with how many ladies? Spidey's lucky to even get a date, let alone hold onto a wife without making a deal to the devil for Aunt May's life. Wheatcakes or hot model wife Peter. Wheatcakes or hot model wife.