Happy birthday, Kyunji!

[Mitera Nikkou]

Um...

STUFF.

Yeah. Well, not everyone gets large text, so there. ;p

Wait, I think I thought of something... to think about. How old are you?

HMMMM.

As old as this sentence is long, measured according to word count, is what I am willing to bet.

Did I win? :D

[Haylie]

Nikkou, you'll keep winning as long as the cake remains a lie.

So yeah.

[Ookalf]

Happy birthday, person I've never met!

[Kyunji]

Woah, wait, since when do I get a birthday topic? I'm pretty sure I've done nothing since I joined except complain about other people's stories and never write any of my own. It's not exactly a cause for celebration.

...But all the same, thanks for remembering my birthday (or at least for spotting it all the way at the bottom of the forum index). I'm glad I've managed to do enough to distinguish myself from the lurkers.

Also: You lost your bet, but you're pretty close. That's as specific as I'm going to get, though, since I'm mysteriiiious.

[Mitera Nikkou]

I give a happy birthday to whomever I happen to spot down there, so don't think you're so special.

I kid, I kid. You're one of those people whom I'd like to see post more often. Speaking of which, you haven't made complaints in my new story topic, yet. You should be ashamed of yourself. :O

Actually, I swore that I knew your age from something, at some point. I wanted to have twenty words but, once I managed to inflate the sentence to nineteen, I thought, "the heck with it." Otherwise I'd guess between twenty and twenty-two. At first I wanted twenty-one, but I have this thing about coincidences, so... I changed it to twenty. Blah, blah, blah, and yakitty-yak; and whatever else makes a good post in a birthday topic. ;p

[Mistress Guendolen]

Happy birthday even if you do say you complain a lot. Have some cupcakes!

[Haylie]

I once heard someone say, "I think humans invented communication just to satisfy our deep inner need to complain." So far I have been unable to disprove this.

So complain all you like, it's in our nature.

Oh, and happy birthday.


Hey, Guen, what flavor are those cupcakes?

[Lanzerus]

amazingly, for being one of the few people that have seen you more than once, i am the few to post on this thread, i am amazed more people haven't posted...


happy birthday (a little late.) hope you have more that are even better than this one...blah blah blah *insert birthday card material here.* Ect.Ect. and i am done,


plus, i like your rants/complains, they help with writing more than you think.

[Mistress Guendolen]

They're chocolate. Would you like one?

I once heard someone say, "I think humans invented communication just to satisfy our deep inner need to complain." So far I have been unable to disprove this.

So complain all you like, it's in our nature.

Oh, and happy birthday.


Hey, Guen, what flavor are those cupcakes?

[Haylie]

Yes, please.

(Shoot. Why couldn't they be vanilla so they'd be "little white lies"? )