by Mitera Nikkou » Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:21 pm
Jesus couldn't have been a ninja. *Nods sagely*
Taylor:
God's male, as far as most people are concerned, be they Christian or not. "He" you can't disregard as a possible way of meaning "it", but "father" is very gender-specific. "Lord", too, since I never heard of it applied to females.
Anyway, with floating on water out of the way, the next thing is... The coven! A coven consists of thirteen members, including the leader. Jesus had twelve apostles, and he never accepted any more beyond that for the remainder of his... ministry, I guess it could be called? Either way... Coincidence? :O
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned because only women can give two tits for every tat.
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