Was Jesus a witch?

[Mitera Nikkou]

No one ever said that I was cruel all of the time... just most of the time. So, enjoy the availability of that third choice, you heathens!

[Haylie]

I'll hold my tongue as to my reasons, but I'm going with the second choice.

[Helel]

Jesus is Batman, not a witch.

[Mitera Nikkou]

If Jesus were Batman, then he wouldn't have died. And he wouldn't have been a pacifist. Because he would have been Batman, duh. ;/

Haylie:

Because you think he's your ancestor and you'd rather have god-like powers than witch-like powers? ;p

[Helel]

If Jesus were Batman, then he wouldn't have died. And he wouldn't have been a pacifist. Because he would have been Batman, duh. ;/

This picture says otherwise.

[Mitera Nikkou]

That doesn't say anything. That just means that Batman would have had a mullet, had he been Jesus. Preaching his mullet ways. ;/

[David]

Jesus is a zombie, how else did he manage to "cure" those afflicted from disease and then later on rise up from the dead?
Better keep some buckshot handy the next time you go near a church :O

[Mitera Nikkou]

But Jesus never ate anyone's brains... As far as we know. Or, at least, he never acted braindead. ;p

Okay, let's pull out some Monty Python, since I'm the only one who has voted for his witchhood.

A witch is lighter than water. Jesus was able to walk on water. Ergo, he's a witch!

[Xia]

we cant be sure until we check his weight against Duck's

We'll use my larger scales

[Mitera Nikkou]

But Duck has waddled away somewhere...

Besides, we already know that he's lighter than water, since he didn't sink. Why do we need a test?

[Helel]

Because Jesus was a ninja, that's why.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Mythbusters already busted the ninja walking on water. :O

[Lanzerus]

3 option,

because jesus= son of god

god being a being that was genderless,

jesus inherited the genderless-ness so technically jesus was neither gender...

as said by Hibari Kyouya "Your logic can't hold me."

[Helel]

Mythbusters already busted the ninja walking on water. :O

So?

[Mitera Nikkou]

Jesus couldn't have been a ninja. *Nods sagely*

Taylor:

God's male, as far as most people are concerned, be they Christian or not. "He" you can't disregard as a possible way of meaning "it", but "father" is very gender-specific. "Lord", too, since I never heard of it applied to females.

Anyway, with floating on water out of the way, the next thing is... The coven! A coven consists of thirteen members, including the leader. Jesus had twelve apostles, and he never accepted any more beyond that for the remainder of his... ministry, I guess it could be called? Either way... Coincidence? :O