Shut your pie hole, you piemonger! Don't think that I don't see what you're up to! Only a believer in pie would commit such slander against cake! That's why two of the three options are against cake; there is no cop out choice!
I choose option two, because you're no sweetie pie!
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned because only women can give two tits for every tat. ♥