by muffinstud » Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:32 am
"I'm doing this because it's fun. And hate me all you want. You'll thank me for this before we're through." She leans towards Frank. "And Blanche, I suggest you accept your new name willingly. It will make the next part much easier." Miss Friday tosses a composition notebook on the desk in front of each girl, with a blunt looking pen velcro-ed to each. "The next exercise is simple enough. You must write the sentence "My name is..." and your new name. If you fail to write it correctly, you will be punished. Write the sentences correctly and you will be rewarded. Write 50 correct sentences and you will be free to leave the room." Miss Friday gets up and walks out the door. "Don't take too long, ladies..."
"Well, you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river, when you're living...in a van down by the river!" --Matt Foley, motivational speaker