Someone may remember some jerk named MasterofShadows. Well, he dropped off the face of the internet for a long time, resurfacing only on rare occasions. When he was spotted, harpoons were thrown at the great white whale. He is remembered for taking Captain Ahab down with him.
...However, MasterofShadows has a bad memory, and frequently confuses himself for great white whales. I am that very MoS, now with a new name (because I asked Xia for a favor) and am now edgier, darker, and maybe even more punk rock. I should be able to frequent the forums now (albiet infrequently) and generally make everything terrible for everyone once more!