"I don't know... But thanks for the wake-up call," she muttered bitterly. "And don't go hitting on me yet, lover boy. For all we know, you'll be next."
The group continued to dance slowly, the music dragging on for several minutes... Until it finally came to a close. A loud clicking sound echoed through the room... And the door to the next chamber creaked open. The chandelier remained swaying with the now-silent music, its shimmering shine falling upon the dancing couples... In fact... It was swinging rather dangerously...
In an instant, the chandelier was plummeting to the stage, its connection to the ceiling severed seemingly by thin air. It collided with the ground, resulting in a monstrous crash and sending shards of crystal in all directions - one embedding itself into Devin's forehead. The small, circular fragment of diamond (yes, real diamond - apparently whatever was working its magic in the room was harder than the hardest material known to man) rested in the exact center of the man's head, shimmering with translucent beauty... Which slowly began to expand. Soon, the boy's entire body was engulfed in the crystalline shine.
Almost instantly, the crystal cast of Devin began to shift. His well-built physique melted and shifted into a woman's beautiful hourglass figure. His pectorals slowly expanded, forming two beautiful, medium-sized breasts. His face slowly morphed from the appearance they all knew and loved to something that seemed straight off of a tasteful french painting. His legs lengthened to extreme proportions, becoming prominent, curved, and downright sexy to most. His arms became slight and delicate, all hair on his body receding. His hair exploded into a halo of beautiful blonde locks as they trailed seemingly down to his petite, elegant, well-cared-for feet (which now had white-painted, manicured toenails). His hands followed suit, beautiful french tips with a white shine to them adorning long, slender fingers. His eyes shifted colors to a crystal blue - one that was rather like the light shining from the shattered diamond.
Slowly, the diamond sheen retracted, revealing Devin's new, flawless, pale skin. His lips, now full, pink, and pouty, quivered as he regained consciousness. The diamond, its job done, fell harmlessly from the spot where it had been attached, clattering to the ground. Where moments ago, Devin had stood, now stood a maiden, pure as the driven snow, with the build of a beautiful ballroom dancer.
As quickly as the physical changes began, the clothing followed suit. All of the pieces to Devin's tux seemed to fuse and tighten against his womanly figure, the black of the formal garment turning to the red of an elegant gown. A long slit appeared on one side, allowing her beautiful left leg to show enough to where it was tasteful and elegant, but still concealing the necessities. Gold varnish quickly wove itself into the dress and the neckline rose into a turtleneck, giving it an oriental look.
"Okay," Elvira announced, "I would just like to point out...
This is NOT my fault!"
(( There. Suckish, but it'll do for now. ))