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I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Mitera Nikkou » Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:24 pm

I guess that makes me a turkey. And do you know what that makes you? Chumps.

Not that you can understand me, since I'm speaking in gobbledygook.

But, hey, at least I didn't say anything that would have sent your mind into the gutter.

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Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby AmbushCat » Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:43 pm

Oh, spare me.
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Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Mitera Nikkou » Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:02 pm

Don't pin your grief on me.
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Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby AmbushCat » Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:07 pm

What grief? I'm no fan of bumper-to-bumper traffic.
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Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Mitera Nikkou » Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:54 pm

You know, grief. People tend to forget (or don't know) that it's not just a state of severe anguish.

Either way, you need to work on your follow-through. Put the right spin on it, and you'll get a laugh out of me. ;p

Think of the laughing me. For only a few words a day, you can give me decent entertainment, and new hope for the future. In return you'll get my profile, and you can get to know all about the me who wants to laugh. Please. Post now.
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Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby AmbushCat » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:43 pm

I'm not trying to get a laugh out of you; I just like puns and wordplay (of some kinds). There's no way I'd be able to get in the right frame of mind for that, in part because that takes too much effort.
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Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Mistress Guendolen » Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:14 pm

Man, you two are having a ball with this one.
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Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Mitera Nikkou » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:45 am

Seems like it. We're the only ones who haven't been bowled over by it. Although it's understandable that I haven't split, since this is right up my alley.
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Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Queen Octavia » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:31 am

I thought about joining in, but they didn't have shoes my size.
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Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Mitera Nikkou » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:07 am

That's okay. Big Bowling Ball is watching you.
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Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Funny Hat + Funny Accent » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:08 am

I've gotten strikes without looking before.....Also gotten ones with my left hand throwing the bowling ball...

A turkey though, hm. I think I've gotten one before, but I still probably didn't win that round. My brother might know better than me.
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Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Mitera Nikkou » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:03 am

It was funny because I got all three on the final frame. Since I never got one before, what with my skill level, it's fun to consider the chances of it happening.
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Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Queen Octavia » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:36 am

Well I once bowled a bowler. It never looked quite the same after that.
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Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Mitera Nikkou » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:11 pm

That's because hats are meant to be worn, not bowled over. ;p

Speaking of which, I should wear a bowler when I go out to bowl.
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Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Queen Octavia » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:44 pm

But that'd be doubles bowling, they'd have to cut your score in half.
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