[SRP] Disgaea RP:Redux - Chap 2 - Haitus

[Sasha]

Sora grins. " Your first right answer all day or I'd have to feed some more."

[Ookalf]

*Edmund shivers.* Can you... let go of me?

[dit-dah]

(we here at Dit-Dah rp productions take a moment to interject this touching (as much as demon forcibly controling person can be) scene to make a post putting Albert up to speed in case this drags on long into the evening and I wake up tomorrow to find that something else important has happened. Thank you for the understanding.)


Albert goggily wakes in the cell, "Ugh....second time today that's happened. So much for Moe doing something good....all we got was that Sora becoming some sort of demon, and that other guy is her slave..." He continues to grumble a good bit longer, taking in the scene as he does, "Well at least this is somewhat better than the slums we normally get thrown in....would have liked that first room more, however. Anyone else here!?"

[Sasha]

Sora grins purring. " Hmmm no I wanna play with you some."

[Ookalf]

Sora grins purring. " Hmmm no I wanna play with you some."

No... Please, not again...

[Sasha]

Sora smirks. " well its that or i feed some more your choice." she purrs.

[Ookalf]

Can we do neither?

[Sasha]

Sora giggles. " No now choose." she purrs at him pulling him close to her with a wing.

[Ookalf]

Um, uh... What's playing again?

[Sasha]

Sora grins. " I'm a succubus it can be two things so which would you prefer."

[Ookalf]

I... I don't care. Just don't hurt me too bad.

[ZeroForever]

As Drizzy entered the building she was greeted by the newly appointed Director Monroe, however interrupting his greeting "Cut the idle chit chat, so what have you discovered about their flux's" she said.

while they walked through the building a short conversation took place
Monroe "Well there's good news, bad news, and WTF news"
Drizzy "Bad news"
Monroe "Were really not sure about the 2 class change ones, as they both are nulls"
Drizzy "It shouldn't be a surprise Mezin's are always nulls except for fighters, that's why there useless. What's the Good news?"
Monroe "The accelerator formula does seem to be effective on smaller bulk humanoids, the Halfling Morph is already showing signs of change."
Drizzy "Oh, that is good news additional hands will be useful with the current personnel issues, how about the WTF issue."
Monroe "That one... is better if we just showed you."
Drizzy "Anything else?"
Monroe "Well according to our calculations Prinnystein won't be exiting orbit for another month or so... and oh yes the Imogene Celestial Gem has been completed."
Drizzy "Very well I'll check that next."

Approaching the corridor where the 4 were kept Drizzy entered with Monroe and Zeke in tow.
Drizzy looked at Monroe before asking "So, which 2 are the class changers? we might as well toss them in the sealed barracks with the rest of the volunteers as there useless here."
looking at the 2 Monroe had pointed at, she stopped the port she was summoning. "Is that a cookie that he's eating?" she said pointing at Norman
Monroe did a double take "Why I do believe it is, I wonder how that got in there? What a terrible waste of such a rare item."
"Which one is he" Drizzy said approaching Normans chambers, Monroe pulled out the document listing quickly for Drizzy. Looking at the sheet Drizzy could only look at it surprised "Former Wizard? seriously? I thought all the wizards switched classes after black magic got fluxed." Monroe only shrugged. "I guess he never got the Memo."

Opening the door to Normans cell Drizzy entered, looking at him she spoke "So you're the Rank 0 Curse Maker, I guess-" her words interrupted as Norman sudden raised his arms into the air multiple times as a pair of arrows appeared over his head with the words Rank Up underneath. Before she could continue Normans clothing shimmered transforming into the standard cloths for the Curse maker class... as the light faded Normans new found clothing... were unique to say the least. The clothing in general looked like a black cloak the top half solid while the bottom half was in tatters. Outside the top half of the cloak is several chains that strapped across his chest in a X the middle held tightly by a 'Eye of Horus' medallion. These chains linked to Shackles on each of his limbs... however most noticeable feature of this new outfit was that... there was nothing under the cloak.
Closing her eyes, Drizzy rubbed the bridge of her nose in annoyance "Correction Rank 1 Curse Maker" walking out of the cell she closed the door, looking at Zeke "Prinny go get him some pants from the janitors closet."

Walking into the next room she looked at the still comatose Issac "So he's the former Monk, his new class is Klutz Fu?? seriously??? who the hell comes up with this stuff." Drizzy could only shake her head as it felt like a greater power was toying with her life, the urge to break the 4th dimension and smite some GM was incredibly tempting. Sighing she went back to work "At least there are no surprises here" she then had him ported him to the sealed Barracks with Benjamin and the other recruits. Fortunately the GM found a better class name changing it to Wu Shu Dancer.

Proceeding to the next cell window she at first didn't see anyone, doing a double take only then noticing the midget... err.. Loli morph. Looking at Monroe "So this is the morph, how long will the change take?" Monroe checked his sheets "After the accelerators effects it'll be 69 days if my calculations are correct. Though it's not 100% as that only accounts for the his transition to Shota, apparently loli's are the female version of that demon type. I just find it ironic that he's a student class as well."
"Not too surprising there were a lot of rogues before the war" Opening the door Drizzy looked at Albert "Be happy your no longer a slave but rather a vassal now." Tossing a bag of Gil at him "There's your first weeks wages, you might wanna go buy some gear as I doubt your current ones will work anymore." walking out of the open cell Drizzy looked back at Albert "Oh yes, one more thing your new position starts in 40 minutes."

Approaching Rodney's cell Drizzy looked in "So what's the WTF news about this one?" she asked.
Monroe "As I said it's easier to show then explain" he then proceeded to pull a leveler on the wall, Rodney's chamber began to fill with a strange pink gas as Rodney breathed the gas... he consciousness would fade for the 4 time that day.... the last thing he would recall was Monroe pulling a chain saw out for the operation.

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Sora - you have 30 mins remaining before you have to report, maybe you should buy a leash for your pet or maybe brand him with a bright pink ownership mark... do something creative or funky.
Edmund - you gave up rather easily...

Albert - your cell is open, your collar gone... but your ears are starting to feel rather pointy and your cloths uncomfortable... maybe you should go shopping after all cute students like you should wear fuku's. wait where did that come from maybe running is a better plan, though Drizzy moves at hypersonic speeds so that might be futile.

Rodney - see me.

Zeke - off to get pants you go... but uh.. dood you've never been here before... after 30 seconds your already quite lost. As you wandered around strange whispers of lovin.... err... promises of power and freedom clouded your mind, when you awoke from his trance your standing in a large room with dozens of objects in different shelves of varying sizes. Looking forward he had the feeling that he was suppose to take out a object in the cabinet in front of him... the issue was there were 5 different shelves on this cabinet.
Shelf - 1) Porn Magazine, 2) Crystal Yaoi, 3) Pain killers, 4) Square piece of broken glass, 5) Shiny pink orb

Norman - see me

Issac/Ben - your both in the sealed Barracks with the rest of the new recruits.

[Blaze]

Issac finally came to. [Urgh... God, my... everything is killing me...] he thought, rubbing his head. "What did they do to me when I was out?" he groaned. He vaguely recognised his surroundings as the barracks. [What am I doing here?]

[Sasha]

Sora grins. " You come now!" She tells her pet and wraps her tail around him and drags him off to the shop.

[Ookalf]

Sora grins. " You come now!" She tells her pet and wraps her tail around him and drags him off to the shop.

Hey! Let go!