[SRP] Disgaea RP:Redux - Chap 2 - Haitus

[ZeroForever]

1)
Ai - Sending some of your men to try to open the train while the rest stood in defense mode. Luckily you had 2 former rogue's in your group though they lost most of their skills they still had some left. Unfortunately the moment they tried to break into the train, they activated the anti-theft system, the pair soon were themselves paralyzed by electrical shocks from the door as a magic rune appeared on the door branding the pair with a doom spell, the death spells countdown appearing on their heads. As the pair of thieves expired from the doom spell there ghosts could be seen lingering over there corpses. As you watched in horror at what had just happened, Magical girl magi-change words suddenly appeared in your mind as you found yourself literally grabbing the ghosts. The ghosts bodies literally began to reform within your hands there ectoplasm began turning pink, as a pair of bunny ears burst from their heads, their bodies slowly merging and twisting. As the transformation completed a rather solid full length staff stood in your hands, each end of the staff a half crescent moon with a pink gem bunny eared center piece.

Benjamin/Issac - both your tactics were essentially the same thing aka majority flank while both of you are trying to act as bait. Your combined characters efforts are successful in drawing the creatures attention, as the remaining NPC's are slowly able to flank him the situation more difficult as behind the creature was still the lake. Unfortunately with his attention on you he does his skill bad breath, which has a rather large aoe range and although the both of you tried to keep your range you and the NPC's from earlier find yourselves clipped by the cloud, various status effects piling up on you and the NPC's.
Benjamin/Issac/3 NPC's were hit with only half the status effects in the book as it only glanced instead of full on hit you. Your hit with the status effects blind, PMS, nose bleed, lactation, klutz.
and ah yeah math error it's only 15 NPC's each as 3 got captured in the Malboro appearance.
NPC's left - 43
NPC other- 3 Status effected.

2)
Nosnit - you there? either way since you didn't post I'm giving your NPC's a generic spread.
Rei - your cheer only manages to boost male allies that are in the area that can see and hear you, aka only really your NPC's got boosted.
The Golem looks heavily injured after your attack, but seemingly after kicking it into the pink panel it didn't seem to be taking any more damage despite the additional strikes from other people. As it struck back throwing a wood spear it's attack did nothing as well simple bouncing off the intended target. Seeing it attack do nothing it moved back towards red to strike at Rei only to die as soon as it left the pink panel.
The other golem being peppered with various ranged weapons moved to close the gap only to be cut off on the Purple by various NPC's, the groups trading blows both sides getting damaged but less so then expected. Still monster vs humans, one of the NPC was taken out in a solid blow to the head.
Slimes noting the approaching attackers moved into intercept only for both parties to slam into the green panel walls both separated by a no entry zone. Both slimes ended up getting injured heavily due to ranged fire, however response in kind flinging small pieces of themselves at their harassers on blue. One missing completely, while the other hits it's target taking out a NPC.

EOT - at end of turn stats effects take place, teleport effects will take place, while some effects will move locations.
Rei/3 on Red - +50% attack, +25% MP
10 on orange - effect none
Caine/8 on blue - stats +20% feminization, +25% avoid
6 on purple/golem - +50% Def, +50% HP, stats 'mute'
Noriko/7 on pink/1 golem - invincible, -100% attack
6 on yellow - stats +10% masculine, teleport
8 on green - no exit/entrance - weren't able to get on green so any attempting ended up on orange for the turn.
The Blue panels character become more feminine, Purple's now have the silence effect on them now. The NPC's on yellow become more muscular, but get scattered while 2 gladiator garbed prinnies, and a warslug appear on the yellow this turn as well, the prinnies flanking the NPC's on orange while the ones of blue found themselves staring into the warslug.
NPC's left - 46

3)
Sora/Edmund - Whipping the NPC's does snap them out of the trace however some of them were already too close and your strike knocked them forward into the Zombimbo's. The Zombimbo's didn't waste any time stripping and ravishing any that they could get their hands on. The ravishing took some time though, enough that the 6 that recovered in time were able to make their way back to the passageway.
Going to separate Sora's and Alberts NPC counts to make it easier for me to keep track of
NPC's left - 18

[Sasha]

Sora growls a bit and quickly dispatches any they turn and after all her npcs are down stairs she lands outside the door and leads Ed down the stairs in front of her after pulling her her wings and wrapped them around her shoulders. (like the gargoyles did in the tv show.)

[Ookalf]

Sora growls a bit and quickly dispatches any they turn and after all her npcs are down stairs she lands outside the door and leads Ed down the stairs in front of her after pulling her her wings and wrapped them around her shoulders. (like the gargoyles did in the tv show.)

*Edmund runs down the stairs.*

[Zoey]

Caine jumps back at the sight of the war slug. He lands on a purple panel. "This is nuts!" he shouts as he looks at the mayhem going on caused by the monsters and the Geo panels. He reloads his guns and shoot at the war slugs. "Everyone try to stick together!" he calls out inbetween volleys of bullets.

6NPC's form a firing line and try to keep the monsters away from them. Half of the firing line are standing on pink panels while the other half are standing on yellow panels.
6NPC's form groups back to back, they try to fight off the slimes with their melee weapons. Two of them are standing over green panels, 2 more are standing over pink panels and the last group are standing on blue panels.
2NPC's stay way back and try to heal which ever NPC can be healed. one is standing on a blue panel and othe other in a red one.

[Hira Kanaki]

"Well, we could always ask one of the mezin's, as for me I'd say wait until there's only a few left then we run." James said.

[Blaze]

Issac staggered around, clutching his throat after getting hit by the Bad Breath. Oh god, that is disgusting! he thought. He would have said it out loud, but he was Silenced, and he didn't want to open his mouth for fear of swallowing the torrent of blood he felt coming from his nose.

[Jacqueline]

( I get blind and nose bleed... Klutz I can imagine. For PMS and lactation... would it be too much to hope they don't affect male characters? Otherwise, do they chance the target to fit the status or do they have some alternative effect? )

"Not again!" Benjamin tries to hold his nose closed, feeling lightheaded. Staggering around in the dark, he heads away from the marlboro, in as far as he can determine which way is 'away.' However, he doesn't get very far as he trips over his shoelaces. ... Did his shoes even have laces?

"Healers, do something! The rest, attack!" If there's no healers around... they're in trouble. Stupid of him not the check beforehand.

[Rodney]

'Everybody move away from the slimes and focus on the war slug !' shouts Rei, just in case a NPC forgot her previous instructions
Rei rushes to one of the gladiator prinny on the orange squares with her 8 NPC and lift it up, throwing it next to the slimes.

While remaining on the orange, she tries to catch the interest of the other gladiator prinny by making a funny face and sticking her tongue at it. At least that's what she initially intended to do. But following Drizzy's instruction of cuteness and appeal, she instead finds herself turning her back to it and wiggling her butt suggestively at it while winking sensually.

10 on the orange
5 on blue

[dit-dah]

Albert thinks, "Well we know if they get too close then we're not going to win....so we need mezins with ranged weapons."
Turning to the NPCs he yells, "Anyone with a ranged weapon, shoot the pirates!"

[Nosnits]

((Sorry for vanishing....I have no clue what to do right now.))

"Everybody........do something......" Noriko says to the NPC's, walking backwards onto a blue pannel...if she can.

[ashuros]

Ai stood completely bewildered by her actions, suddenly as if controlled by instinct she posed with the staff in hand and addressed the Mezin workers around her.

“The rouges will death will not be in vain, they will live on as the Gemini Heaven and we shall escape this monster’s grasp.”

Shaking her head slightly, Ai paused briefly, half expecting more involuntary actions. When this did not occur and she noticed the mezin in danger, she quickly gave her orders.

“Could the fastest here please try to save those effected by the creature breath, one at time though we don’t want to get its attention, if we can help it”

[ZeroForever]

Just to clarify as a lot of you seem to be using the term strangely.
Mezin is the RP world’s equivalent of Earthling. If you’re still human you’re still technically a Mezin, so it just comes off awkward when an Earthling refers to other Earthlings as “You Earthling” most likely it would be more like “You guys”.

1)
Issac – guess you didn’t notice I listed the status effects that you guys got hit with. Either way to clarify there effects.
PMS – status effect is like confusion and pain, confusion in that it triggers mood swings that mix up your sense of enemy/ally. Pain, as in horrible stomach craps and the bloated feeling. Though as your males it doesn’t cause the other female only side effects.
Lactation – for males it triggers breast swelling, and nipple sensitivity. For females it’s far worse. But either case it’s main effect is decreased dex/evade stats.
Klutz - random loose an attack/movement action instead doing something klutzy

GM post later

2)
Nosnit – what’s the issue?

GM post later

3)
Sora/Edmund – You're successful in escaping the Zombimbo legion, as predicted there boobs were simply too large to fit into the space, though it was a tight fit for Sora. As you made your way down the mating calls and lusty sounds faded behind you. Some of the males were glad they had survives while others were still drooling the boobs bouncing burned into there retina. The pathway down is surprising long as you find yourself descending for several minutes.

NPC’s left - 18

Albert/James – some of the NPC’s had ranged weapons and were able to clearly injury the pirates unfortunately it wasn’t enough to stop them, the 4 quickly closing in. Just then one of the NPC’s had an idea, grabbing one of the other NPC’s over his head they quickly began to make a character tower. The other NPC’s tossing others to increase the tower size Albert and James found them selves tossed into the tower James being the 2nd to last and Albert being the top character. They then found themselves used as part of an uber tower beat down as the bottom NPC used the KKK tower attack smashing down upon the YMCA members with boosted anti yaoi effects. Unfortunately being the top 2 you were used as the main beating instrument, yours skulls pounding against there flesh continuously in the attack. When the dust cleared the YMCA members were down for the count. Though you weren’t much better the world spinning from the attack motions.

NPC’s left - 19

[Nosnits]

((The issue is that I don't get what to do. Am I supposed to get the Menzins in my group to attack oe something?))

[Sasha]

Sora sighs. " Drool on your own time." She tells those still with their brain straight to knock some sense into the drooling ones. " Well take a rest down here. You all deserve it after that."

[Ookalf]

Sora sighs. " Drool on your own time." She tells those still with their brain straight to knock some sense into the drooling ones. " Well take a rest down here. You all deserve it after that."

*Edmund sighs and sits down.* We got away... Geeze, what was with those things?