[SRP] Disgaea RP:Redux - Chap 2 - Haitus

[Zoey]

Haley stands up. "Why is Drizzy, summoning us?" she asks as she looks up at the tower. "Can't be because of that"

[Rodney]

'No it probably can't, but it certainly has to do with continuing our journey.' says Rei on a conversation tone.

[Jacqueline]

"Isn't there anything we can do?" Benjamin grits his teeth, looking up at the monstrous machine. "Maybe it has some kind of power source..." He tries to get a look at all sides of the mecha, to see if there's an obvious target.

[Sasha]

She grins and pets her. " good find my pet." She puts them in her bag and goes to help her

[ZeroForever]

1)
It was tempting to use a Mazinger reference for the mecha but it isn’t that type of mecha despite Ai’s inclination. Ai’s attack launched towards the Mecha the pink blade of energy striking the mecha’s leg only to make a doink sound as instead of piecing it bounced off the shiny paint finish striking the foot instead. The resulting explosion blew a huge hole into the ground causing the mecha to wobble on the unsteady ground slowing it, however as the dust cleared it was apparent that it wasn’t even dented. “ENERGON” it roared mindlessly moving towards the latest energy spike.
Ben looking is rewarded by dust in the eyes from the continuous explosions going on in every direction the most recent one was from behind him as the caved-in tunnel once again blew up, re-opening the path the destructive pink energy from the blast however paralyzed him and all the prinny’s and humans in the path.
Moe looked through the hole her attack had created, looking in she analyzed the mecha [not as glossy or cute as I was imagining but at least it’s as impressive in its own way. Bit mindless though...]

2)
Drizzy didn’t bother checking on the status of the pair letting them take their time walking up the tower, after all there wasn’t an elevator and it was over a hundred flights of stairs… that was punishment enough for being slow.
Looking at the devices that had been acquired, as well the fluxed blue prints that had been found, they would prove most interesting to build. She turned to other more pressing concerns namely what to do with the NPC’s as most had done a good job, the teleportation circle in the tower master chamber would at least simply things.

3)
James punches only annoy the mimic, as the chest’s wood is quite solid however it is enough to knock it off your bleeding limb. Any time to rejoice is cut short as it bounces off the floor tackling you, knocking you over into several slot machines your flailing body knocking them over. The mimic jaws leap towards your head, only to be stopped as gunfire pumped it full of lead, the crash with the slot machines apparently alerting the other NPC’s the Lara Croft clone gun’s smoking.
Erin green chest yields a legendary rank Porn magazine, the smuttiness from just receiving it corrodes her morals as she soon finds herself engrossed in reading it. The various acts shown in it put the karma sutra to shame, while the act of reading it uses it up causing the item to disappear after teaching her the evility Hentai.

[Ookalf]

Erin green chest yields a legendary rank Porn magazine, the smuttiness from just receiving it corrodes her morals as she soon finds herself engrossed in reading it. The various acts shown in it put the karma sutra to shame, while the act of reading it uses it up causing the item to disappear after teaching her the evility Hentai.

...Meow feel dirty... *Erin next opens one of the pink boxes.*

[Sasha]

Sora giggles. " awww that's so cute my pet." she opens up one by Erin's.

[Ookalf]

*Erin looks up from her box.* Nya? What is?

[Hira Kanaki]

"Well, thanks for the help." James said getting up. "Might as well check the slot machines for something while I'm here." James said doing so.

[Zoey]

"Ugh... " murmered Haley as she kept climbing up the long stair case. "I... hate.... my... life..."

[Rodney]

Rei is all smiles as she gets closer to her beloved ideal, Drizzy-sama and she doesn't pick Haley rambling as she walks the stairs.

[ashuros]

“That shouldn’t happen!” Panicking Ai runs backward as the mecha cries for energon and launchs another Claymore heart! Explosion!" Aiming this time, toward the ground in front of the mecha's feet.

[ZeroForever]

1)
Ai’s blast staggers the machine but due to the enclosed space it stops itself from falling by simply grabbing the ceiling… which in turn destroys a swath of it causing it to rain down upon her and the other NPC’s. The rumble was clear by “DOOD” as a well thrown prinny impacted the debris. The machine seemingly stopping for a moment as through the newly opened tunnel walked… well floated in Moe. In her hands was a set of pink glowing boxes, they were similar to the one that Ai had delivered earlier though much bigger.

“ENERGO- !” it roared once again only to be interrupted by a rather loud “SHUT THE @#$@ UP!” the glowing cube’s slamming into its open mouth; send it falling into the back wall. Meanwhile the prinnys were debating on if the creatures vocab was actually somehow ever more stunted then their own while cringing from the cute pink death on one side and the huge squishing death on the other. Ben’s continuous staring paid off through dust clouds, paralyzing pink explosions, and afkness as the mecha’s fell backwards, revealing a severed thin white cable “HARRAY DOOD the extension cord, it was cut!!!!” one of the prinnies shouted only to be quieted as another prinny pointed out “DOOD IT’S STILL GOING”.

In the blackness Issac could only wonder how dying could hurt so much, then it somehow began to hurt a lot more. The blackness parting to a pink light as the circuits began to illuminate, then Issac knew true horror and pain as the bloody remains of his body were filled with cables the pain from it was only eclipsed by the realization that his eye was on a separate cable watching it all happen. The shock dulled out the pain until by the time he realized that everything was now glowing that horrific pink color pain that surpassed anything he could think of engulfed him until pain was all that he knew.

2)
The pair finally reaches the top of the tower, the interim only filled with about 2 miles worth of steps. As they enter a rather impressive looking chamber they could only gawk at the empty chamber other then random runes on the floor and a rather large magic circle in the middle it was empty, that and a solo piece of paper lie on a floor in the middle of it.

3)
Feeling dirty would only be the start… Erin officially was dirty now, the evility of hentai forever stained her skills with a perverted twist all her skills were now boosted through the power of perversion, though anti-pervert skills would now inflict 100x damage to her.
Erin’s pink chest opens up revealing failure cat nip!
Sora’s brown chest opens up revealing chloroform!
The defeated mimic gives up a mind salve! As James checks the slot machines he didn’t notice that it was sparking from the damage it had suffered from the impact. No sooner then he touched it then it went off the wheels spinning faster than he could follow. The rolls falling on a star, a melon, and a star the machine then doled out a whole 10 HL before exploding on him.
By this point all of the chests had been pillaged by the NPC’s a few were nursing tf’s or wounds inflicted by traps while most were ok, as few of the machines were still left open as most didn’t want to test their luck or didn’t know how they worked in general. Meanwhile Monroe was off in the corner once again reading Icha Icha Paradise.

[Ookalf]

Feeling dirty would only be the start… Erin officially was dirty now, the evility of hentai forever stained her skills with a perverted twist all her skills were now boosted through the power of perversion, though anti-pervert skills would now inflict 100x damage to her.
Erin’s pink chest opens up revealing failure cat nip!

Nya... *Carfeully holding the cat nip away from her face, Erin sets the bag... wherever they're keeping all the stuff, then opens one of the brown chests.*

[Blaze]

(Holy crap... that mecha sounds like a cross between a Transformer and an EVA unit. )

AHHANINAWNJAFNOFBFONDALNDLAF Issac thinks as he is taken through a guided tour of the nine rings of cybernetic nightmare fuel Hell. The moment when he realises he is looking down at himself, and not because he's dying is the moment that he passes out, praying for the sweet release of death.