[SRP] Disgaea RP:Redux - Chap 2 - Haitus

[ashuros]

“Did I miss something?” Having reached safety, Ai looked on in confusion at the new mecha not really sure just what had happened to it. Ai approached cautiously at first, but after finally noticing Moe‘s presence, calmly walked toward the mecha, having some idea of the situation.

[ZeroForever]

1)
“Ahhh… plans are awesome when they work out right” Moe smirked, looking at the Mecha. [It looks pretty good, I wonder how well it runs] she thought after examining it. Turning towards the interface [meh a blank doll type… I’ll have to check out how to install a Yuri theme later or I’ll just have someone else do it… manuals are so boring after all. Either way I guess I’ll test it out a bit.] Taking note of Ai walking over she did a quick bust test between the pair, Ai’s and the former Issac breasts found themselves rubbing against each other in a oppai wet dream fashion. After a forcing them through a few other rather risqué comparisons/positions between the 2 Moe contemplated [nice measurements she has… but what a bothersome name] pointing to 0313 “Hmm Myu… yes I’ll call you Myu from now on it’s much easier after al-” the words dying in her mouth as a ears twitched [hmm what’s that sound I hear…. Oh yes the lovely sound of peasants trying to slink away… those prinnies thought I was mean before!!!] “MUHAHAHAHA” As an ebil twinkle in her eye emerged, fear passed through the assembled survivors. “Myu why don’t you give me an exhibition of what you can do… hmmm as for where… on the remaining prinnies and Mezin’s would be fine, and don’t hold back either I want them all dead.”

2)
Thus Haley died, no not really but that would be rather sadistic thing to do after all that. Either way the illegal ticket triggered no sooner did Haley pick it up, the runes on the floor glowing as the pair disappeared in a flash of light. No sooner the flash of light occur did the pair find themselves hitting the ground. The dirt and grass of normal ground greeted them, though the pair was distracted by the fact that it felt as if there stomach twisted inside out, apparition teleportation methods sucked like that.

The bustle of activity surrounded them, looking around the pair was back at the Moe’s castles courtyard. The stacks of treasures of various sorts belying a successful venture, while equally numerous rows of strangely transformed NPC’s and corpses belying just how dangerous it was. Drizzy could be seen among the hustle directing the various groups sorting the treasure, while marking down stuff on a piece of paper, and talking into a phone.

3)
Sora and Erin’s examination of the geo crystals was short… as looking at it was just that… a geo crystal, the type was a odd one ‘misc’ was what it was labeled but with no geo panels to check out it had no actual effect.
Monroe meanwhile received a beeping sound coming from his pocket pulling out his gun he put it against his head before pushing a button. “Moshi Moshi?”
“What? Don’t insert random Japanese dialogue phrases into scenes when you’re writing in a completely different one? Why not? ”
“Because it makes you seem like a fantard of a writer… you don’t say.”
“Either way I don’t know what that has to do with this scene but were about done here so we’ll head back momentarily. “
“Yes…. I made sure there weren’t excessive casualties… No we didn’t find anything special ... Understood.” Hanging up his phone, Monroe looked around at the assembled who were wondering who came up with the idea of combining a gun with a phone. “If you have time to gawk finish gathering everything in the middle; if you haven’t opened it yet don’t bother.” he yelled.
As James exited the smoke cloud he noticed his hair that had been frizzing up suddenly fell out, this included his eye brows as James soon found himself hairless.

[Zoey]

Haley layed on the ground holding her stomach as she groaned. "I think Im gonna hurl..." she murmered before finally seeing the treasure that was just laying in a pile. "Huh? We're back here? How did this treasure appear?"

[Sasha]

Sora nods and collects some of the stuff.

[Blaze]

The newly named Myu went along with the comparisons without complaint. When Moe ordered her to destroy the Prinnies and Mezins, she only showed the slightest hesitation when she mentioned the Mezins. "It shall be as my Master commands." The interface nimbly climbed into the mecha before powering it up.

(Is the mecha like a Gundam or like an EVA unit? A description of the piloting mechanism would be nice.)

[Ookalf]

Sora nods and collects some of the stuff.

*Erin follows Sora's lead.*

[Rodney]

Realising they were back at the castle, Rei walked around, randomly poking NPC and corpses.

[Jacqueline]

At Moe's words, Benjamin startled. She wanted them... dead? So, they'd have to fight her afterall... The young man prepared himself for a fight, knowing deep inside that if anything, the unstoppable mecha had probably only gotten stronger...

[ZeroForever]

1)
No sooner then did Myu re-enter the mecha did the link set up change, a pair of tenta-cables latched directly into her storage facilities via a port in the back of her head. Her body meanwhile was strapped tightly into a grooved seat; various tenta-cables put her in bondage while linking the rest of her body directly into the machine. After the instructions were uploaded from her facilities, Myu's OS was delegated into the movement systems (aka your body is the mecha, and no currently you don't control the targeting or weapons or AC or the radio, or etc...) Myu distinctively noticed Benny hill music playing in the background.

Meanwhile all hell was unleashed upon Ben, the NPC's and the prinnies, after all mecha didn't need to move to unleash death upon lesser foes... I mean that's what beam spam is for and what spectacular beam spam it was, from the mecha's hands came pink beams of death in all shapes and sizes. Some of the prinnies blew up from heart shaped ones, while some eye shaped ones caused another NPC to die from pink eye. Luckily the barrage only lasted a moment as the mecha didn't have the power supply to continue it, still 90% of the survivors didn't survive that. The mecha's system went into standby due to low power requiring the remaining to be finished by the old fashion stomping method in the next minute.

Ben somehow survives the beam spam... as beam spam targeting weakness is a klutz, the unfortunate evility that he had acquired earlier somehow enables him to dodge all the attacks via tripping, ass falling, posing, and any other way that was humiliating or painful.

(If anything the mecha is most similar to the xenogears series not saga.)

2/3)
Rei’s poked corpses rolled around like the corpses they were, while the NPC’s were either to tired to busy to heed her, most just pointing her towards Drizzy before either passing out or heading on there way.

Monroe looked making sure that everything was in stacked [god I’m glad I’m not responsible for sorting this junk] he could only think looking at the giant pile of stuff. “Everyone in the middle… if your not… well nice knowing you… Placing a device on the floor he quickly hurried towards the center of the chamber, as the device counted down they all disappeared in a poof of smoke. Only to rematerialize in the a smoke cloud in the court yard as well, while choking on the cloud they then promptly fell the remaining feet down.

Haley’s drooling… err reflections of the treasure size was rudely interrupted as the stack of stuff instantly doubled in a poof a smoke, unfortunately the poof of smoke also brought in the other group some of which landed on her, namely James the bald cross-dressing cheer leader, Monroe the mad scientist, and Albert the afk yaoi-ist.

[Jacqueline]

"I'm... alive?" As the murderous rampage came to an end, Benjamin picked himself up from the floor and looked around bewildered. His body was sore everywhere... He was hurting in places he didn't even know he had, after falling in ways he had always taken to be anatomically impossible.

[Rodney]

After admiring the Havoc engine of this RP animate several rag dolls, Rei eventually walks to Drizzy.

[Zoey]

Haley cringes as she's squashed by the 3 strangers. "Ugh... get... off me.... please..."

[ashuros]

(The prinnies did attack us, and the workers didn’t really listen to me like Moe warned them to...) Ai thought to herself as she watched the mecha test, trying hard to justify the mass murder. (They would have all been killed by the mecha anyway...it’s not like its permanent....) It proved to be a difficult task.

[Ookalf]

Monroe looked making sure that everything was in stacked [god I’m glad I’m not responsible for sorting this junk] he could only think looking at the giant pile of stuff. “Everyone in the middle… if your not… well nice knowing you… Placing a device on the floor he quickly hurried towards the center of the chamber, as the device counted down they all disappeared in a poof of smoke. Only to rematerialize in the a smoke cloud in the court yard as well, while choking on the cloud they then promptly fell the remaining feet down.

(So... where does thst put me?)

[Blaze]

Myu frowned slightly when she had to stop the beam spam due to low power. [I was hoping I wouldn't have to get blood on the mecha. Oh well, it shouldn't stain as long as I clean it straight away.] She started the squashing, only taking small steps for fear that large stomps might bring the chamber down.