[SRP] Disgaea RP:Redux - Chap 2 - Haitus

[Hira Kanaki]

"Ow, like what happened?" James said attempting to get up after the change.

[Ookalf]

Sora blushes a bit and grins. " come on my pet cover up before you make the males pass out"

*Unfrotunately, Erin doesn't seem to have quite heard her. Darn cat nip.* Nya...

[Jacqueline]

"Ugh..." Benjamin climbs back onto his feet, sincerely wondering if it wouldn't be easier to just stay down. Blown up by a Prinny... what's next?

[Rodney]

Haley could hear all the comosion that was going on, but she didn't care. She just wanted to rest. Haley looked at at Rei who wanted her to go shopping with her. "Your so cosiderate... I almost died and... you want me to goooo... shooping?" she said still hurting.

'Need I remind you that you're a maid, a servant and potentially future livestock ?' Says Rei as she pats Haley's little girly head.

'Now where is that healer Drizzy mentionned ?'

[Zoey]

"Tch... Bastard. Don't remind me..." replied Haley shaking her head from Rei's patting.

[ashuros]

“The miners don‘t look to bad“ Ai said helping up the npc near Benjamin. “But I think the prinny is dead.” She said poking the prinny’s charred body in a effort to get a response.

[ZeroForever]

Ai’s prodding of the exploded prinny didn’t do anything other than desecrate a corpse, her observation that the humans were ok was a bit off as they were both on the charred side, other injuries aside. A burst of something blazed past her followed by a ‘BOOM’ from the sonic boom, this was followed by a ‘crash’ and a ‘splat’ sound as looking the magi-tech train from the caves had apparently arrived, the doors opening to reveal that Moe’s fan club had arrived.

Benjamin was not as fortunate as he was the ‘crash’ and ‘splat’ sounds the impact from the train, his klutz evility once again saved him from death as he somehow rolled with the impact. He still went splat however as his body impacted a into the treasure mounds each one buffering the impact but shattering a different bone in the process before landing in neat pile of crumpled near deadness on top of one of the treasure piles. A misc crystal, a black pole arm, a flask of black stuff, an all in one watch, a stuffed bunny, an over-endowed cheerleader, and a cynical maid were the closest things to him.

The healer was at the netherworld hospital, which was located in the town, Rei found herself somehow already knowing. This was due to the fact that she had once worked on it when she was still a he, not that she would remember that.

Erin flashing continued drawing increasing attention from the viewers as they ogled her, pictures were taken some of which ended up on people’s face book posts. Their attention however was split by the super endowed James, her awkward posture also drawing an equally large amount of ecchi leering. This leering was interrupted as something blast through one of the treasure piles flying past the maids head by inches and then crashing in the treasure pile behind her.

Meanwhile Moe met up with Drizzy and Monroe to discuss… things… After several moments of realizing that Monroe was too busy spazzing out over the mecha, she let him go examine it. After a few seconds on frenzied examination the whole thing, he then deactivated the mecha’s master system completely, as he examined the inside; all the while creating schematic’s on how to add in rocket punch abilities. Drizzy simply sighed and went over to deal with the extra workers that had arrived.

[Blaze]

Myu looked at Monroe messing about with the mecha with a concerned look. If he damaged it, what would happen to her? She would be an interface with nothing to interface with. Approaching Moe, she bowed and said, "Master, pardon my asking, but can that man be trusted with the upkeep of E-9U?"

[Sasha]

Sora pets Erin. " come on pet you need to rest."

[Ookalf]

Sora pets Erin. " come on pet you need to rest."

Nyaa... *Still high on cat nip, Erin rubs against Sora.*

[Jacqueline]

On the plus side, he's still alive - though Benjamin is beginning to doubt whether that was actually a plus anymore, as death would at least mean the hurting would stop. Calling out would probably prompt someone to end his suffering, but... No, he still wants to live afteral. Maybe something among the treasures? Reaching out blindly he feels around, his eyes closed. After a moment his fingers touch something... soft? Soft and fuzzy? Without realizing what he's holding his hand closes around the stuffed bunny.

[ashuros]

Leaping back in shock, Ai leaves the prinny’s corpse and runs over to check on check on the rammed Benjamin. “Are you alright?”

[Rodney]

Rei starts walking happily toward downtown and the netherworld hospital with Haley.

'Do you still need the leash, or will you be able not to get lost ?' she asks her.

[Zoey]

Haley is too worrying about her wounds than anything Rei could say. She was lagging a bit behind as she clenched her right and and seem to be dragging her left foot.

[ZeroForever]

I’ll be gone for probably the rest of the week, grandma’s funeral etc... (I’ll probably be online at times but I doubt I’ll be posting if I am)

“No” Moe said simply “But then again I don’t trust people in general so it doesn’t matter.” Waving Myu’s concerns off Moe dragged the protesting Monroe off the machine for other matters, handing him a list of things she wanted built, installed, or other making note that she did not want rocket punch abilities in Mecha as one of them much to Monroe’s dismay.

Usagi-chan was not pleased… after having her rightful position as series mascot usurped by that Usagi-san and Pleiner (curse those 2) she thought again for the 232419 time. She found herself unemployed as a result, Pleiner and Usagi-san taking all the good cameo jobs. Eventually she got a job, but it was an actually a trap by Pleiners fanboi’s… I mean who knew they would get so angry over a few murder attempts. Stuffed inside a treasure box for who knows how long she had plenty of time to formulate why they succeeded while she had failed. In the end she came up with 2 answers one was lack of partner and the 2nd was lack of otaku appeal, but at last she was free to seek her revenge. Benjamin could only wonder why all these foreign thoughts were flowing through his head; at least until he noticed the stuffed thing he had grabbed was looking at him. As it walked over to his head, he didn’t have time to scream as a geyser of blood signaled his demise.
Ai’s arrival was just a few seconds to late… though she did catch a good spray of blood for her troubles.

Rest of you can go into free form mode unless there’s something that needs my attention to GM or NPC.
Either way I’ll let your characters access up to 5000 HL to spend or 2 random items from the treasure piles, there is no official list but anything within reason (no epic or master level stuff) from a DND booklet or N1 game is acceptable. If it’s an original item or spinoff item just pm me first.