So... I litterally tore myself a new a-hole this weekend...

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So... I litterally tore myself a new a-hole this weekend...

Postby Kether » Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:39 am

Nice 1 inch deep gash in my right Butt cheek..
"I'M MALFEAS I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!"
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Re: So... I litterally tore myself a new a-hole this weekend...

Postby Mitera Nikkou » Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:53 am

That must be one pain in the butt.

Also: how?
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Re: So... I litterally tore myself a new a-hole this weekend...

Postby Kether » Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:16 am

Empyrean Nikkou wrote:That must be one pain in the butt.

Also: how?


its actually surprisingly painless.

I was out gardening it started pouring rain.. I flinched back into one of the tools.
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Re: So... I litterally tore myself a new a-hole this weekend...

Postby Mitera Nikkou » Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:59 pm

Rain made you flinch...? That's a new one. XD
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Re: So... I litterally tore myself a new a-hole this weekend...

Postby Kether » Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:07 pm

Empyrean Nikkou wrote:Rain made you flinch...? That's a new one. XD



well it went into down pour mode
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Re: So... I litterally tore myself a new a-hole this weekend...

Postby Helel » Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:29 pm

Lian wrote:well it went into down pour mode


That'll do it. Especially if the temperature difference between the rain and air is there too.
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Re: So... I litterally tore myself a new a-hole this weekend...

Postby Rowan » Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:34 pm

You must forgive me if I decline to kiss it and make it better.
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Re: So... I litterally tore myself a new a-hole this weekend...

Postby Xia » Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:17 am

I remember when I was living in Ohio, I was riding my bike down the street on a mostly sunny day.

Then I found myself in a ditch because of sudden rain. It was one of the most amazing things, it knocked me off my bike.
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Re: So... I litterally tore myself a new a-hole this weekend...

Postby Selena Aninikkou » Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:20 pm

My dog tried to castrate me today ;-;

Bleeding won't stop, either. Stupid blood thinners...
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Re: So... I litterally tore myself a new a-hole this weekend...

Postby Rowan » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:30 pm

@_@


WTF~?
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