[SRP] Disgaea RP:Redux - Chap 2 - Haitus

[Baku Genkaku]

(*Player Baku has pressed "Continue"*)

[Nosnits]

*Jigglypuff?*

*Nope....Continue*

[Stray-chan]

(SE because why not?)

[Sasha]

*hits continue*

[ashuros]

*presses contiue.*

[ZeroForever]

Blazer/Hira – pending you two still, since your last you may not choose the used choices.

Short recap – you all failed at life... except for the new people you just fail at death. Either way the older crews you all died and at last notice were being transported to celestial to run a covert OP of pocky hunting except for Sora who I exempted due to excessive badgering. The new people are currently running errands for Kattie-Drie.

As the load screen finishes and vision returns to each of you, you were most definitely not in the same position we had previously left off as your memory has a blank space in it.

Continue –
Sora – on the plus side when you awake you find yourself alive again… on the minus side you find yourself in an item world with no Mr. Gency in sight and dozens of monsters several levels higher then you in sight.
Haley, Noriko, Ai, Bob – Looking around your find yourselves out of the bottle but still spirits, a bug like creature staring at you with the bottle in hand.
Baku – As you awake you find one of the bottles was open in your hands, how it got there or why it was open escaped you… though there was a group of ghosts staring at you apparently.
The room you’re all in is like a spacious office break room with coffee machine, vending machine and an epic water cooler that in retrospect looked like a giant hamster water bottle. Suddenly 2 more popped in below.

SE –
Something else isn’t always the best choice, actually usually it’s probably only slightly better then jigglypuff. In this case it involved the master PC as the choices were formatted in a CYOA style… like story threads involving the master PC this soon spiraled out of control into a thread of porn and random excess which promptly got censored before the pair of you were promptly placed back into the normal story line. Despite having been thrust back into the regular storyline there were still lingering effects from the master PC CYOC.
Lexorac - Although you couldn’t remember it… that fact that you were now sporting a set of female bloomers … despite still being male, which made it rather drafty.
Erin – ‘woof’ your thoughts went… as if your mind couldn’t get anymore screwy you now find yourself sporting a pair of dog ears in addition to the nekomini’s.

[Zoey]

Haley moves back as she suddenly comes face to face with the big creature. She grabs out her guns and points them at the bug. "Who the hell are you?!"

[Blaze]

(Since no one else did, I choose "Jigglypuff.")

[Sasha]

Sora blinks and curses. " oh just great." she quickly makes sure she has all her armor and items with her.

[Hira Kanaki]

(SE for me ^^;)

[Ookalf]

Erin – ‘woof’ your thoughts went… as if your mind couldn’t get anymore screwy you now find yourself sporting a pair of dog ears in addition to the nekomini’s.

What the heck? *Erin reaches up to feel her ears, then notices they're out of the bottle.* So... we finally arrived?

[Stray-chan]

Due to the sudden draft, Lex looks down at his new legwear. "What the!? I hate this place..." He looks about, hoping he can luck into some pants.

[ZeroForever]

Myu appears suddenly in the room, she feels like she’s had a great nap… though it’s quite apparent to everyone else what she at some point was greeted with the sharpie face doodles of doom. The doodles making it look like she had a giant black uni-brow along with the standard mockery eye rings and phallic looking cheek symbols. However they seemingly fit her perfectly to the point that any that glanced at it couldn’t help but burst out into laughter.

Haruko fails for not being able to follow directions (don’t pick an option used…), as punishment she’s subject to a 4kids dubbing before being dumped into the office room with the rest. The horrific butchering of language and visual scenes although short lived was more than enough to damage her vocal talents into a sub-standard bimbo Britney spears white trash fare.

[Blaze]

Myu wakes up and yawns contently, scratching her chest through the gi. "Wow, I feel great! But where am I?" She stands up and streatches, oblivious to the doodles on her face. She looks around and sees everyone else. "Hey everyone. What happened?"

[Baku Genkaku]

Tik-Tak tilts his head curiously as he looks from the woman with the guns to the bottle in his hand... "I'm sorry about asking such a foolish question, but were you in this bottle by chance?".
Just in case she gets hostile, he is prepared to use 'Mind-Thrust' on her. (Yeah, I know. My DnD group makes fun of that power's name ALL THE TIME. )