[SRP] Disgaea RP:Redux - Chap 2 - Haitus

[Baku Genkaku]

Tik stares at the group and how they each have answered their questions... He then turns to his mistress, "I'm not sure which is stranger, mistress... My colleague and I's appearances to the common races, or their behavior..."

[ZeroForever]

“Eh… everyone’s turned into weirdoes since the fluxes… and I wasn’t talking to you just them… I already have a dossier on you.” Kattie said offhandedly to Tik.

Turning to Drizzy’s motley gang she began to speak once more “I’ll assume the general silence from the rest of you is indication that you’re average.” Pacing around the room she began placing items on the floor. “Anyways from my information sources I have a lead on about where the last shipment disappeared to, half of you will be sent to check that lead out, the rest of you however are going to check up on the source as intercepting a bottle mail shipment without prior knowledge is near impossible.”

“If you’re wondering how you’re going to be doing anything well as spirits you wouldn’t be able to do anything as you have no physical body… that and you may attract reapers if you just float around as ghosts. So I’ll be temporality rectifying that by confining you to objects using those 2 as anchors.” she said pointing do the bug and bloomer boy. “If you have any issues or questions say them now… otherwise Bloomer boy get in your circle so we can start this already….”

Meanwhile Sora was being chased by a variety of different colored slimes that were constantly spawning from a enemy base panel with a puni mixed in here and there.… as for moves as your still a rank one so you only have the first 2 basic skills.

[Zoey]

"Wait a sec" says Haley. "You can transform people, you can bind spirits, you can do all that junk like Drizzy can... and you cant perform a ressurection?!" she says pointing at all the gizmos and magic circles around. "Plus how would that help if our spirits are bound to objects?" she adds dissatisfied.

[Sasha]

She opens her wings and flies above em since non are flying types and quickly dashes over to an invincibility panel

[Blaze]

Myu said nothing but quietly agreed with Erin. "So we're going to be carried around by those two?" she asked, pointing at Tik and bloomer-boy.

[ZeroForever]

Kattie sighed “I expected some dumb questions but sigh… You do realize that you need a body in order to resurrect, even if one was done likely 1 of 3 things would happen.”

“One your body would be ‘brought’ here or at least any pieces that made it through the gate… chances are you would die again rather painfully right after reviving. Two, the spell wouldn’t sense a viable body and likely send you through reincarnation, which case I really don’t need any more prinnies. Or Three, your soul is sent back to you body which case you might have about a .02% chance of not getting exorcised when passing through the gate as a soul… if you think what that gate does to physical bodies is bad you really don’t want to know what happens to spirits.“ Kattie said simply as a series of chibi figure diagrams depicted each of the separate events using excessive gore.

“The objects will simply tie you to the physical realm… though notable they will affect your temporary body but that’s another matter.” She then pointed to the still living pair “As for those 2, as noted there just anchors that means I’ll be channeling my chroma skills through them to maintain your soul confines; if you still don’t know what’s going on go play Phantom Brave or read a wiki.”

“Bloomer boy hurry your ass up and bug boy you do realize you’re still alive right now…” Kattie sweat dropped realizing what the comment he had made earlier was.
“Any volunteers to go first?” Kattie asked as she then proceeded to skip through the rest of the tutorial mode via very rapid pressing of the X button. “How about you” she said pointing towards the group at random.

[Ookalf]

“Any volunteers to go first?” Kattie asked as she then proceeded to skip through the rest of the tutorial mode via very rapid pressing of the X button. “How about you” she said pointing towards the group at random.

*Erin looks around, then points at herself.* What, me?

[Zoey]

Haley's heart skips a beat as Kattie's finger moves about randomly around the group. She took some steps back and tried to hide behind the others as stealthely as she can. She knows the general concept of what will happen thanks to Kattie's... incredible drawings, but still she is nervious as what may happen when put to the test.

[Stray-chan]

Lex, who had been grumbling to himself about woman's clothes and crazy divines and very sluggishly making his way toward the circles stops just at the edge of one. "Wait wait wait. You're going to channel magic through me to bind them here? I gotta say, that ain't going to work out well; I'm a sorcerer! We can make magic go all strange and stuff! Are you sure this is a good idea?"

[Rodney]

Disliking the idea of peng somewhat knoted to an object, Rick move against the wall, trying to remain silent and unnoticed.

[Blaze]

Myu simply stood there, worried about Lex's words. [I'm sure we'll be alright. Kattie seems competant... I hope.] She swallowd nevously.

[Baku Genkaku]

"My mistake" he says to her. "I just can't remember how I got here, so I made an assumption. I'll be more careful"

[ZeroForever]

Kattie didn’t want to wonder what was going through the heads of her 2 new subordinates though she guessed being in hiding for years made them ignorant of the changes to the world. Looking at Lex she deadpanned “You do know the magic type sorcery no longer exists right… that got fluxed out of existence a few years ago, I think its part of the skull class now. Now stop dawdling.” A sudden strong ass pat from Kattie pushed Lex into the magic circle.

Turning back to the job at hand Kattie pointed at Erin, the process of confining was over in a flash as Erin found herself confined into a collar that was placed on the floor earlier. Her temporary physical body looked like her spiritual body though the clothing equipment and clothing was definitely the same her physical body was wearing earlier. Other then the enhancement of her pet features she looked generally the same though it had side stat effects.

Kattie then proceeded with the rest of the assembled, each being confined in a quick flash of light.
Erin – collar, + atk, - int, - mp -. Tik
Haley – flower, makes her prettier, smarter, and smell better but makes her frail and weaker. spd +, int +, hp -, str -. Lex
Myu – ipod, side effect of making her more ‘hip’ while reducing her int. HP +, def +, int -, spd -. Lex
Rick – yaoi magazine, side effect of making him much more bishi while reducing all other stats. Charisma +++, everything else - - -. Tik
Haruko – hammer. atk +, mag -. Lex
Bob – brick. Def +, mag -. Tik
Ai – hourglass, her figure become more ‘hourglass’ shaped then it already was. Mag +, def -. Lex
Noriko – candle, def -, hp -, atk +, res +. Tik

The faux bodies feel realistic, though a mana link to the anchors, and the occasional stiffness of the body reminds them it’s only temporary.
“That wasn’t so bad, was it? Do note to try stay within about 100 meters of them, as the confined bodies will stop working outside that range.” Kattie said looking at the group. “As for who’s going where, it should be fairly obvious who you’re binded to, Tik wait outside with your group. Bloomers boy and his group stay for further instructions.”

[Sasha]

(i've been waiting for my update still zero which you keep skipping over.)

[Baku Genkaku]

Tik motions, for the people he is bound to, to follow him as he heads out the door to wait.