by muffinstud » Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:20 pm
The menacing red robot does an accurate impression of Superman as the bullets reach the red, glassy looking eye of hatred. The bullets deform into little leaden mushrooms against the glowing malice of its eye. They fall straight down to the ground, not even giving the woman the benefit of a ricochet.
Much slower than the agile female agent, the robot floats silently towards the door and wallops it with an arm. The door slams behind her, rebounding open again from the force of impact. One arm turns and brandishes something that looks very much like a gun.
"Well, you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river, when you're living...in a van down by the river!" --Matt Foley, motivational speaker