Happy Birthday, Kaizer!

[Mitera Nikkou]

May you have more than just me to do silly things in the lefty's catcher mitt forum.

[Zoey]

XD

Thanks Nikkou

[Haylie]

*I hand you a sign that says, "The cake is a lie"*
I think I've made my point. Happy birthday!

[Rodney]

I wish you a very Happy Birthday Kaiser.

Best wishes

[Millinescence]

Happy birthday, Kaizer~! ^_^
Here, I baked you a cake...*hands Kaizer a three-layer cake with white icing and topped with shredded cocomelon and lit candles, sings happy birthday* :3

[Zoey]

*Takes the cake from Milli*

Thanks, but Haylie said the cake was a lie.

Im confused @__@

[Marky]

Haylie always lies about that! Anyways, happy birthday, Kaizer!

[Haylie]

Stop lying about my lies about lying!

[Mitera Nikkou]

You're never going to lie down about the lies that you spout regarding cakes being a lie, are you? You always lie in wait to lie about how cakes are a lie. Haven't you ever thought that the problem might lie with you, and that cakes are a lie because you lie about them?

Dun-dun-dunnnn!

[Millinescence]

*Takes the cake from Milli*

Thanks, but Haylie said the cake was a lie.

Im confused @__@

Don't worry Kaizer. This cake is absolutely, clearly real~. Try it ^w^

[Zoey]

*Tries the cake*

:3

[Haylie]

*It tastes like... CHOCOLATE*

As I said, I've made my point.

[Millinescence]

*Tries the cake*

:3

*As Kaizer eats the cake, he starts to feel a tingle start to spread throughout his body*

[Zoey]

So your point was it was normal?

Oh this cake is a lie thing is confusing and giving me indigestion @__@

[Haylie]

It's in a game called Portal. It's written in blood on one of the walls in the game.

It's an amusing back story: The development team literally could not think of a good reward for completing the game, so one of them said after a 15 minuet silence, "... Well, everybody likes cake."

The blood-writer was apparently going through the gauntlet before the player and didn't receive any cake. Aaaaand neither did you. Thus, the cake is a lie.