by Nylena » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:54 am
William Mark Simmons' Christopher Cséjthe (Half/Life) book series:
One Foot In the Grave
Dead on my Feet
Habeas Corpses
Dead Easy
Christopher was an ordinary family man until one night while on vacation with his family, they were in an auto accident and Chris woke up in the morgue with his family next to him. Turns out that after the accident his body was dragged away to be used in a resurrection ritual for Dracula. The transfusion of his blood into Dracula gave him half of the virus that turns the living into the undead. Chris is not happy. His family is dead and he keeps being led deeper and deeper into the world of the supernatural, surviving by his wit and newly gained not quite near-superhuman powers and later, gains even stranger powers.
Over the course of the books he is turned half vampire, falls in love with a werewolf, gets love advice from the ghost of his dead wife, turns into more than a vampire, battles ancient Egyptian evil, becomes head of the New York vampire enclave, battles ancient demonic evil, battles not so ancient German evil, battles ancient extraterrestrial evil and throws out one-liners, quips, humorous observations and insults by the truckload.
It's a very fun series, in my personal opinion. Especially if you enjoy pop culture references.
Oh, he meets Captain Nemo, too.
"Dragon Lady takes you by the heart
Try to run but before you start
Dragon Lady's got you by the heart
Dragon Lady takes you by the heart
The Dragon Lady's got you
And she won't let go...." - Blue Oyster Cult