Make a TF foundation: The last /wo/man on earth.

[Shy Shay]

Kyle comes up, and seems to be revovered... though the iron patch on his pants indicated he wasn't taking any chances. "I know what piece of meat I want." He then makes stupid barking and 'awoooooo'ing noises.

[muffinstud]

Kyle is smacked with another piece of thrown gristle. "That's all you're getting from me." She heads down, and turns her head over her shoulder. "Say Cain, you okay getting this down to the kitchen with the other guys? I wanna start preparing dinner." She heads down into the bunker, looking sheepishly around for the other members of their group, anxious to see their reactions to her.

[Shy Shay]

"No problem." Cain shouted down.

As for the others, Kyle is... well... being Kyle. Mason, like always, is really doing nothing. Samuel looks up at her from his equations, blushes cutely, and then turns back down.

Eventually Cain comes down, cart after cart. And that is when Mason notices.

"MEAT!!!!!"

[muffinstud]

Bert quickly looks away from Sam, determined to ignore what she thought of his blush. At least for the most part, things seemed a little normal. Mason's reaction gets a small laugh out of her like usual, but it comes out sounding like a giggle. She blushes deep red and runs to the safety of the kitchen.

[Shy Shay]

For the most part, it is just the same. Clean and sparkling and well stocked.

Wait a minute.

It should be dirty, gringy and empty! What happened?

[muffinstud]

Bert looks around in shock. She inspects the corners and behind the counters. Even there it's spotless. She peers out the kitchen door. "Hey, what did you guys do to my kitchen?" She leans a hand against the doorframe and unconsciously pushes her hip out a little.

[Shy Shay]

Kyle grins. "Why don't you and I mess it up a bit? Know what I'm saying?"

Samuel shoots Kyle an angry look... unusual for him. "Hey, give it a rest, okay?"

"Woa, didn't mean to offend you. Calm down. Just viewing the sights."

It looks like a fight is about to start... when Cain comes down with the meat. He quickly reads the situation. "What's going on in here?"

[muffinstud]

She frowns and glares at Kyle and Samuel. "I don't know what their problem is, but someone cleaned up my kitchen." She shakes her head and goes in a little further. She comes back out, wearing the apron she usually wears. Plain white, it has the phrase "Kiss The Cook" stenciled on it.

[Shy Shay]

Cain is about to speak... when Kyle interuptes him. "Gladly~" And he goes to fullfill the conditions beset upon him by the apron!

Cain turns to Samuel. "Okay, what's going on?"

"...nothing..."

"Samuel. Answer me."

"Well... um... I cleaned it for her..."

[muffinstud]

Bert is kind of confused by Kyle's outburst and movement, but since he's not making any lewd remarks, she pays more attention to Samuel and Cain. "You cleaned for me? No one... ever helped me before..."

[Shy Shay]

Kyle goes in for the kiss, cutting off whatever Samuel was going to say!

[muffinstud]

Bert, taken rather by surprise, is kissed! Her eyes open wide and she immediately tries to push Kyle away!

[Shy Shay]

Kyle, with his strong arms, holds onto her! Samuel and Cain, both with a furiuos cry, leap onto Kyle!

Unfortunatly, the only one stronger then him at the moment is Mason...

[muffinstud]

She keeps pushing against him, her hands on his chest. "Mmmmph!" Her objections are muffled by Kyle. She tries stomping on his foot, kneeing him in the groin, and just plain flailing around to get away.

[Shy Shay]

Kyle eventual lets go, screaming! It appears that Samuel managed to bit his arm, and Cain managed to get him into a headlock!

Mason is just drooling over the meat.