Bimbocalypse

[Zoey]

Edward would indeed find the fields safer, but its littered with debree of cars, make shift homes, tents, fire places and such. This used to be a camp of some sort! Though it looks abandoned, though it did show some signs of struggle on the ground. From what Edward could quickly asses was that Soccer Moms helped drive whatever was here away.

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Jack would eventually make his way forward until he spotted what seemed to be a salon! It was crawling with bimbos, using whatever they found, hair dryers, combs you name it. The bimbos outside looked very angry as the ones inside wouldn't let them in cause it was so packed! The salon was at a corner in an intersection and the whole thing was packed.

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The scope Rick had a thankfully a military grade A scope. As he maxed out the amplification he would just barely manage to see a smoke from flames. However upon careful inspection he would notice that the smoke came in puffs... a signal fire! He would estimate the fire was a good few miles north, but something was creating those signal fires.

Rick would see that the shortest way to get there was to go straight at it, however that would have him crossing a mall. Not a place you'd want to be, but going around the mall would take time and careful navigation, but it was definitely the safest route however it was the most time costly. which would mean he may get to his destination late. Behind the mall was just a flat parking lot and a few to impede his route.

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As Lee starts to fill his bag, he'd hear a gigantic crash behind him as if someone broke the wall with a wrecking ball. What stood behind him was nothing more than a Soccermom. "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale" she moaned, as he held the corpse of some poor guy. The woman was almost 8 feet tall, the rags of clothes she had just barely covered her dignity and her hair was a mess of silver. She was perfectly made up and her nails were to die for and you don't want to die now do you?

[Knight Errant]

"... crap..." Jack moves to back up a few streets... hoping to take a side street to detour around the intersection...

He was tempted to go in for a closer look... this being the first time he has seen the bimbos. But the large horde outside of the salon looked... too dangerous.

And if the reports were right, he would see plenty of them soon enough.

[ZeroForever]

Edward would indeed find the fields safer, but its littered with debree of cars, make shift homes, tents, fire places and such. This used to be a camp of some sort! Though it looks abandoned, though it did show some signs of struggle on the ground. From what Edward could quickly asses was that Soccer Moms helped drive whatever was here away.

'ugh soccer moms, the mere concept or name described something of a bad joke. seriously whoever made that name popular needed to get shot. They were more or less abominations in the huge slow unstoppable mass sort of way. Still it looked fairly recent so there might be survivors or others in the area' Edward thought as he sheathed the sword on his back. The sword as it was more or less useless against them as you didn't want to get in melee range. Instead he scrambled in his pack for a glass beer bottle, not that it contained beer. fingering it he thought back to the days where everything he picked up wasn't either going to be used as a weapon or food. Molotav's were most effective against zombie's and bimbo's were no different as the sheer amount of makeup they wore made them more flammable if nothing else, since the flames fed off the creature it more or less guaranteed a kill even on the mom's though you may have to preform some cardio before they collapsed. Running a quick scan he tried to estimate how old/recent the battle was and if it was more beneficial to just leave least the creatures come back or scavenge for additional food supplies.

[Blindsense]

Lee curses audibly, clambering over the shelf he had just knocked over and making a mad dash for the exit, his pipe swinging madly to bash in the skulls of any bimbos in his way. He was NOT equipped to deal with that thing, that's for sure.

[Roggamer22]

"A signal! There are people over there!" Rick said, excited. He took a moment to think about what was in that direction. "Hm... If I go straight ahead there's a mall... probably not a good idea to go there, haha... I'll have to walk around it." Rick sighed and went back downstairs, gathering all the things he would need. His rifle, flashlight, pistols, lots of ammo and the painkillers.

He quietly opened the front door, looking around for any signs of movement before he would step outside.

[Harri-chan]

Skylar had managed to survive two months alone, despite only being fifteen. Her parents were one of the first to be turned, and she'd seen numerous friends end up the same way. For a while she'd teamed up with a female cop, but she too had been overwhelmed. Skylar had the officer's pistol, but it didn't have much ammo, so she'd looted a katana from an antique's dealer, which was sheathed across her back now. The problem was, she couldn't bring herself to actually use it. She knew the Bimbos were dangerous, but the idea of ending another life made her feel uncomfortable. She'd been living out of a fairly basic building used for girl scout meetings, but her food was gone, and scavenging trips were a necessity. Her chin-length brown hair was dirty and tangled, as the scout hall had no running water. Her school uniform, a white blouse, navy blue tie, short, pleated navy blue skirt and matching navy blue jacket, were dirty too and frayed in places, as she'd been wearing them the entire time. New clothes would be nice, but going out into the city was a frightening experience, and food was the priority.

The door to the building was locked, so she had to use a window to come and go. Wriggling through the small opening, she dropped to the floor on the outside, and glanced around nervously. She'd not really gone far since the cop had been turned, only really exploring until she came across food, and wasn't too familiar with this area of the city, but set off down the sidewalk in search of somewhere that might still have food. Reaching into her back pack, she dug out a box of cigarettes, slipping one between her lips and lighting it. She'd never smoked before the outbreak, but found it calmed her nerves when out scavenging. Not only did she have to worry about bimbos, but she also had no idea if the men would see her as a threat like they did the women, so she hid from them too.

[Zoey]

Jack would notice that as he makes a turn, 7 buildings later he'd find another intersection however this one was a grim reminder of what the Bimbos had done. Cars where piled in a bunch, with corpses of men, smothered, kissed and torn apart to their deaths. Some say i'd be better to get killed by the bimbos than become one of them. At the corner of the intersection lay a small convenience store across it was a barber shop for males. To the other sides lay a crumbled building across it was an electronics store.

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Edward could probably assume this battle was maybe a week old. Also he'd know Bimbos don't generally like the outdoors, or at least the common ones. They hate to get their designer high heels and thigh highs dirty. However Edward would know that Hunter Bimbos don't care about those trivial things and at the moment should be his biggest concern along with the soccermoms which had some hate for the wilderness too, but would stay around the area if needed be. Some tents could easily be identified like the first aid tent with a red cross on it and some with sleeping bags which would be the "homes" upon from what also Edward could assess on the way far, he would see something large on the background. He couldn't make it out, but it was bigger than a normal human.

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Lance would manage to exit, however he was compromised and Bimbos had him almost surrounded. "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale" they said as they applied lipstick and the sound of high heels echoes along the city. Reinforcments were coming and he could listen the soccermom crash her way to meet Lance outside.

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Rick would find the coast clear. Being a pro around this area he knows the patterns of movements of the local bimbos, so he arrives at the intersection. Going forward would lead him to the mall, which he discarded. He could go either west or east. West would lead him passing by some stores most noticeably a pawn shop and eastward he'd pass some old abandoned buildings that were once stores but the mall ran them out of business. The most noticeable there would be an comic book store.

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Skylar would know that bimbos were got generally fond of junk food. However this had become common knowledge and people would scavenge at fast food stores, however a McDonalds was the first thing she found so far and staying out in the open like this may attract some unwanted attention. However it might be empty and she'd be wasting her time or worse, some bimbos might lay waiting for her. Either way she could continue along the sidewalk which bordered a park.

[Harri-chan]

Skylar crouched behind an abandoned car for a few minutes, watching the McDonalds. She figured it would probably have already been emptied by now, but it would be stupid to risk going further if there was food here. Hurrying around the car, she hand one hand on the gun tucked into her skirt as she ran across the road and threw herself up against the doors of the restaurant, stumbling inside when they swung open. She almost lost her balance and tumbled over, but managed to catch herself, short brown hair swishing into her face as she ended up bent over slightly, and lifted her head to peer around...

[Blindsense]

Lance would manage to exit, however he was compromised and Bimbos had him almost surrounded. "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale" they said as they applied lipstick and the sound of high heels echoes along the city. Reinforcments were coming and he could listen the soccermom crash her way to meet Lance outside.

Lee sighs. He had hoped it wouldn't come to this... He really didn't enjoy pummeling cute girls. Alas. He scans the horizon for some sort of safe haven before charging the accumulating bimbos head-on, choosing the path of least resistance (whichever part of the ring of bimbos that was the shallowest) for his escape. All he had to do was get into open ground... He knew he could outrun these things once he broke free - he was very well-conditioned.

[Roggamer22]

Rick nodded and traveled onward, pistols ready. He reached the intersection and thought for a bit, then headed west. His first stop would be the pawn shop to see if there's anything useful for the trip.

[Knight Errant]

"Yeesh..." He looks away from the carnage... then looks at the barber shop. "Hmm..." From reports he knew the bimbos were attracted to men... and had very keen noses. An idea forming in his head, he looks inside the barber shop! If he could find some bottles of cologne, they could possibly give him a way to distract the half-wits...

[ZeroForever]

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Edward could probably assume this battle was maybe a week old. Also he'd know Bimbos don't generally like the outdoors, or at least the common ones. They hate to get their designer high heels and thigh highs dirty. However Edward would know that Hunter Bimbos don't care about those trivial things and at the moment should be his biggest concern along with the soccermoms which had some hate for the wilderness too, but would stay around the area if needed be. Some tents could easily be identified like the first aid tent with a red cross on it and some with sleeping bags which would be the "homes" upon from what also Edward could assess on the way far, he would see something large on the background. He couldn't make it out, but it was bigger than a normal human.

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Edward quickly contemplated his chances before giving the horse the nug keep moving. No need to waste more ammo then needed if it really was a brute or worse a hunting party, caution had gotten him this far even if it did lead to more detours then he would have liked. "So close yet so far" he mumbled to himself contemplating causing a forest fire to clear the area of everything bimbo's included but that would make the detour even longer still safe burned land was better then risking his luck. For now though he wanted to back track to a area of open ground to figure out where on the map he was and rest for the night.

[Zoey]

Edward would notice that on the map that there was various open fields around his area and even a small lake. The main road was still there and if he backtracked he would come back a run down truck stop. There was the option of also charging the boarder and lastly it was his current area.

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Jack would find 5 Bottles of cologne. All look fairly fragile, but if taken care of it would be extremely efficient to save his hide. However, he knew if somehow they opened or broke while he carries them, the bimbos would easily be able to track him down, especially Hunters. He would also find a soda machine and a snacks machine, both were not in working condition.

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As he carefully entered the pawn shop, Rick would see a very very desolated building. Everything is a mess, objects randomly on the ground, broken or just missing. The cause of it was a hugely apparent, a struggle took place. Bullet holes everywhere as some bloodstains on the walls oddly enough no bodies were anywhere. The pawn shops main area seems clear however at back may be another different story, but all the good stuff would be in said area. Additionally as what to he could see up front that would be of defensive value would be an old M1Grand rifle and a Winchester repeating rifle , without ammo both of them and a bunch of swords and axes, from claymores to Japanese swords.

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The bimbos try to gang up on him and pin him down, however Lee is able to escape from them, but is now being chased by a very loud mob. Additionally he has lost half of his armor and his stick.

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Skylar would find an empty dark run down abandoned restaurant. The smell of rotting was apparent as it seems the perishable foods left out on the open has rotted away. She would also some clothes thrown and ripped apart on the floor, unable to be worn as they were for males. The only wearable clothes she would find were some strapy golden high heels and a black lace DD bra, probably from a bimbo who lost them. There was signs of struggle, those poor guys must be bimbos or dead. However Skylar would be able to see that the first floor was from first glance Bimbo free, but would find the restaurant to be two levels high.

[Blindsense]

The bimbos try to gang up on him and pin him down, however Lee is able to escape from them, but is now being chased by a very loud mob. Additionally he has lost half of his armor and his stick.

Well, that sucks. At least Lee had managed to escape their grasp for now. He runs directly away from the massive mob, headed for the highway. Maybe he could find a stalled car that he could jack, at least until he could get away from these bimbos.

[Knight Errant]

Jack takes the bottles, stashing them in his backpack. They should be safe enough in there. He looks at the vending machines, considering them for a moment... then shrugs. He dosent have time to mess with them.

With that he turns and continues on his planned detour!