Duels! 5 hel! Winner Receives Free Elliot! Supplies Limited!

[Raleigh]

That should be amusing. Keep in mind by those terms I will expect you to do me a favor at the end of that week though Elliot. The favor won't be anything big nor is it a retribution but it would be necessary after what you want is over with assuming I lose.

[Windyuki]

That should be amusing. Keep in mind by those terms I will expect you to do me a favor at the end of that week though Elliot. The favor won't be anything big nor is it a retribution but it would be necessary after what you want is over with assuming I lose.

Well then a race where the loser ends up powerless and under five.

Since ordinary races are boring and I have a convenient macguffin!

*Points to a strange tunnel that wasn't there before.*

The first to cross the ribbon at the end of this tunnel maze wins. Any means are allowed... except anything that could directly interfere with the other contestant. So no killing each other and then winning the race at your own leisure.

*Sighs sadly at that thought.*

[Harri-chan]

Elliot peered over at the tunnel. "When do we start?", he asked, moving to stand slightly infront of Raleigh. "Depends on the favour, Boss. If you need your diapers changing, maybe it would be better to ask Ebony", he laughed.

[Raleigh]

Why would a five year old be using diapers? Well I'm ready to go. I suppose as our impartial mediator to this you need to tell us when we can start, Windyuki.

[Harri-chan]

"The stipulation was UNDER five! That could easily be in diapers. Let's see you shrug that off, Boss", said the delighted boy. Hopping up and down to loosen up his muscles, he then set one foot forward and hunched over slightly, ready to go on Windy's sign.

[Raleigh]

*Shrugs.* Just keep in mind what I've told you before.

[Windyuki]

Huh? You're still here? You could all be in the tunnel already. Oh, and wherever the path splits, one way is really easy and the other is quite hard, but there's no way to tell until you've made your choice.

Seriously? Why are you here? You're wasting time.

[Harri-chan]

As soon as Windy was done, Elliot raced off into the tunnel. He wasn't used to exercise, so tended to get tired quickly, but for now he was pretty fast. "Ha ha!", he cheered as he disappeared into the tunnel.

[Windyuki]

As soon as Windy was done, Elliot raced off into the tunnel. He wasn't used to exercise, so tended to get tired quickly, but for now he was pretty fast. "Ha ha!", he cheered as he disappeared into the tunnel.

The path soon splits into left and right.

[Harri-chan]

After a quick glance over his shoulder to check on Raleigh, Elliot raced down the path on the left without even hesitating. "C'mon, Elliot...", he muttered under his breath.

[Raleigh]

Windy, you do know I'm going to just use either time or space manipulation to win right? *Pulls out a deli sandwich and begins to eat it.* Failing that I'll just use a substitution technique to replace myself with Elliot right before the finish line and step over it. *Finishes eating the sandwich and wads up the wax paper it had around it and tosses it over the tunnel to the other end.*

[Windyuki]

Windy, you do know I'm going to just use either time or space manipulation to win right? *Pulls out a deli sandwich and begins to eat it.* Failing that I'll just use a substitution technique to replace myself with Elliot right before the finish line and step over it. *Finishes eating the sandwich and wads up the wax paper it had around it and tosses it over the tunnel to the other end.*

*The other end doesn't seem to be anywhere in sight.*

You do realize it's fairly easy to get past most teleportation methods. Time manipulation is fine of course, but you'd still have to get through the actual tunnel. You're welcome to try switching though if you really think that would be a wise idea. Just don't be upset with any consequences of that action.

*A wall blocking off the left tunnel appears behind Elliot. He's sealed in darkness for a second before the hallway lights up bright green. Another wall can be seen beyond him. It clearly reads "What is six times seven?"

*A wall over the right tunnel begins to slide down from the ceiling as well, albeit much slower than the one on the left.

[Harri-chan]

Elliot nearly fell when everything went dark, and he was still catching his balance when everything lit up in green. Staggering towards the wall ahead, he squinted up at the writing on it. "Hey... she never said anything about a math quiz... ", he groaned. "Let's see... seven, fourteen, twenty one... forty two! The answer is forty two!".

[Raleigh]

Teleporting? Well I could try that method too I suppose. I was going to simply link where I'm standing with the end of your little tunnel and take a step appearing right next to the exit though when I mention space manipulation. *The wax paper reaches a bit of a distance over the tunnel before falling onto the roof phasing inside and reforming into Raleigh.* Raleigh: Oh well, not too bad I suppose.

[Windyuki]

Teleporting? Well I could try that method too I suppose. I was going to simply link where I'm standing with the end of your little tunnel and take a step appearing right next to the exit though when I mention space manipulation. *The wax paper reaches a bit of a distance over the tunnel before falling onto the roof phasing inside and reforming into Raleigh.* Raleigh: Oh well, not too bad I suppose.

And that's not that guaranteed to work. You don't even know where you're going.

*Raleigh finds himself standing in the entrance to the right tunnel, which begins to glow a malevolent red. A wall in front of Raleigh reads:

To start with a little Carrol

Babies are Illogical
No one is despised who can manage a crocodile
Illogical people are despised
Therefore: _______________*

Elliot nearly fell when everything went dark, and he was still catching his balance when everything lit up in green. Staggering towards the wall ahead, he squinted up at the writing on it. "Hey... she never said anything about a math quiz... ", he groaned. "Let's see... seven, fourteen, twenty one... forty two! The answer is forty two!".

*The wall slides upwards, revealing another crossroads.*